this post was submitted on 03 Jun 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] match@pawb.social 4 points 6 days ago

this is why all LARPs are horny

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I have a highly active sex drive yet I find most sexual acts boring and the human body too disgusting to be worth a damn.... drawings however are irresistible

There's gotta be a word for this

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Graysexual yet high libido?

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Don't know what a greysexual is

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 6 days ago

If you know what Asexuality is (having little to no sexual attraction. Different from libido), and if you know what Allosexual is (your sex wanting normies), then greysexual is something inbetween. Usually it leans more twoards asexual, and they can't exactly relate to their allo piers talking about sex.

You can find more info here.

Happy Pride!

[–] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 week ago (2 children)

At least anon can identify that his impulse is bad

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Why is it bad to be topped? As long as you’re using adequate protection, at least 2 or more condoms, nothing should go awry

[–] frozenpopsicle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Whoa, whoa! Your not taking the old condoms off are you? You should just add 2 or three more everytime. /s

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Your not taking the old condoms off are you?

I made that mistake only once, a few weeks after my first time. I was young and reckless, with a crotch that felt like pounding fire. I know better now.

[–] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

~~Did you read the post??? I think the problem here is that anon thinks historical sex slavery is hot, not bottoming.~~

~~The lack of reading comprehension on this network, stg.~~

Edit: egg on my face

[–] Samdell@lemmy.eco.br 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The fact that you're complaining about reading comprehension while not getting an obvious joke is really golden

[–] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

~~Yeah alright then, i don't get it.~~

Fuck, I am slow today

[–] Samdell@lemmy.eco.br 4 points 1 week ago

It happens, its okay

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I think you in particular should use only one condom

Real and gay

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Or maybe op is just a regular 15 year old

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] the_wiz@feddit.org 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Never dreamed of being an victorious invader in a conquered citiy as a teen?

Yeah, a bunch, and can you guess what i didnt do in that fantasy?

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 9 points 1 week ago
  1. No.
  2. That's not what the post is about
[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes, but I am more of a burn the city to the ground salt the earth and make a pile of skulls type of guy. Survivors vow revenge, better to remove the problem via war crimes.

[–] the_wiz@feddit.org 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ah yes, the good old "what is best in life" question:

"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!"

Less so lamentation and moreso pained gurgling as blood fills their lungs and fire scorches their skin. I'm a bit of a Romantic you see.