Also, did you know, that the main character is a sponge π§½
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If he's a sponge, wouldn't his pants be square? Checkmate atheists.
Next you're telling me his name is Bob...
Well where I live he's Spongebob Sponge Head, let that sink in
Where I live, the sponge is square. Tells us nothing about the pants.
Here he's just Bob the sponge. He can be the shape he wants and dress however he fancies.
sponges float tho
who lives in a pineapple π under the sea
Spongebob Schwammkopf
Der wohnt in der NΓ€he von Frankfurt HBF, Spngebob Habibikopf
I can't believe there were so many hints to this Easter egg all along
YOU THINK THAT'S WHAT THAT MEANS??? π€―
I was today years old
Birthday paradox always surprises me. I, too, am also, the same age as you, as well.
Wait, when they say "Bob SquarePants" they mean it as an answer to that question? Honestly that seems a bit far fetch, you're reading into the lyrics too much
ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND HORNY IS HE
Did you know you can just buy these in the store? Like you donβt need a realtor or anything!
Man, itβs like nobody listens to the lyrics and message of songs anymore.
It's not literally about someone who lives in a pineapple under the sea. It's a metaphor for drowning in debt because of marijuana addiction.
We lost my granddad to the marijuana last year rip
Oh shit thatβs what the lyric meant? Damn deep lore on that show. I always thought it was a metaphor for his hospitality.
In the next line, he says βObnoxious, yellow and porous is heβ be cause he is yellow, obnoxious and porous.
Get the fuck out of here. This thread is Easter egg gold
Absorbent, because he's a sponge. Absorbent and yellow and porous. Obnoxiousness is just bonus.
ELI5?
Bob sponge pineapple. Live live live. Walmart.
Strangely, that didn't seem to help...
Spongebob canonically a swinger.
I mean he's an absorbent sponge that lives in bikini bottom...
He's a tampon.
Sandy cheeks....
And that bikini bottom's got Krusty Krabs
Radiation did a number on those poor sea creatures
I thought it needed to be upside down for that
No wai! π€―π€―π€―
πΏπΏπΏπΏ
It's almost like a pineapple inside the sea.
T00 many shitposters in here
Wait... Pineapple floats... SpongeBob story just isn't checking out.
Vi Hart made a video about this years ago. The number of spirals going right and left on a pineapple are always two consecutive numbers in the Fibonacci sequence. But in Spongebob there are six going both ways. Itβs all a lie! Wake up sheeple!
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