thomasloven

joined 2 years ago
[–] thomasloven@lemmy.world 37 points 5 days ago

It’s like the old saying, ”If USA saw what A was doing to B they would invade C to ’protect D from E.’”

[–] thomasloven@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It’s the same reason why ”Violets are blue”.

[–] thomasloven@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (6 children)

On the other hand… ”why do things fall down?” Now THERE’S a rabbit hole.

[–] thomasloven@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Of course now that is the same thing. Because without a local account all user folders are forced into onedrive, and then CAN NOT be moved to a different drive.

[–] thomasloven@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Oh wait. I’ve seen this one!

[–] thomasloven@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

The guy behind the guy behind is holding up a phone or something.

[–] thomasloven@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hi. Welcome to the Internet.

[–] thomasloven@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

”Thank god for crypto” That hits different now.

[–] thomasloven@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

One night there was a storm, and Master Wq’s house collapsed. The next morning he began to build it again using his old tools. His novice came to help him, and they built for a while and were making good progress. As they worked, the novice began to tell Master Wq of his latest accomplishments.

“Master, I have developed a wonderful Vim script to give all sorts of useful information about a document. It counts the words, the sentences, the paragraphs, and even tells you what kind of document it is using the syntax highlighting rules. I use it in my pipelines all the time. It is a thing of beauty, and I am very proud. Truly, Vim is the greatest tool!”

Master Wq did not reply. Thinking he had unwittingly angered his master, the novice fell silent and continued his work.

The novice finished aligning two beams and had positioned a nail ready for beating into the wood, but found the hammer was out of reach.

“Would you pass me the hammer, master?”

Master Wq handed the novice a saw.

At once, the novice was enlightened.

https://blog.sanctum.geek.nz/vim-koans/

[–] thomasloven@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

The tennis player did. Not the CEO.

[–] thomasloven@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Artificial Incompetence

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