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[–] Liljekonvalj@feddit.org 61 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Gosh darn it, if only she had a Pepsi right there.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 55 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] yggstyle@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

That went well then... kinda like the problem never really went away.

[–] darthelmet@lemmy.world 52 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Clearly they invaded California for their strategic reserve of almonds. I wish that was more of a joke than it is given how many places we've actually messed with for the sake of some random luxury produce.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 30 points 2 weeks ago

Chiquita Banana says hi.

[–] GeekyOnion@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

Watch out Mexico. These avocado toasts don't grow on trees, ya'know.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 2 weeks ago

Now avocados are controlled by the cartels. 🙄

I'm over the world police bs. Cause just like at home, the police do nothing good.

Nope, same old same old.

Look at a map of LA

Now look at a map of the grimes oil field.

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 45 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The Bell Riots are about a year late. :(

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh jeez I knew I was forgetting something.

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sadly WW3 is scheduled for right after so hopefully some humans are left to greet the Vulcans

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 5 points 2 weeks ago

Makes me wonder if April 5, 2063 is still the date of the fly by. Could we be off by a year?

And a few miles south.

[–] Alpha71@lemmy.world 37 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I will admit that I did not have "start of the American civil war" On my 2025 Bingo card. I thought it was a couple more years away.

[–] GeekyOnion@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Technically it started as late as 2020, and as early as 2014.

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

I maintain it never fully stopped and Sherman didn’t burn far enough.

[–] Alpha71@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I based my prediction on the official start of the civil war, would be when the military got involved.

[–] jjmoldy@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] MBech@feddit.dk 7 points 2 weeks ago

It's also a matter of forced perspective. The armed dude is aiming far away from the woman.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 8 points 2 weeks ago

They say history doesn't exactly repeat itself, but it damn sure seems to rhyme a hell of a lot of the time.

[–] Chivera@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

In 2077 they voted America the worst place to live in America

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago

Cyberpunking intensifies.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 13 points 2 weeks ago

Congratulations, masked, armed coward; you are now officially a state-sponsored terrorist.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 9 points 2 weeks ago

Better than invading other countries, I guess. Keeps the shitfuckery local.

[–] Hikuro93@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And why did America invade America? Because America intends to get rich off of America's oil.

"Drill, Baby, Drill" - Trump

Los angeles is literally sitting atop one of the biggest oil fields in the country.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago

Caeser has already crossed the Rubicon.

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

Been looking forward to a new Civil War

It's about time somebody did something about those dammed Americans who ruined America