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[–] rrconkle@lemmy.zip 102 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Needs 💩, should I open a PR?

[–] Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Now I see shit again too. The unfortunate author may be torn on what to do.

Edit: https://github.com/AasishPokhrel/shit/issues/21
This issue mentions the name was changed.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 97 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I'm glad this project has been forked. I really want to see the direction other developers go with it

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 63 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] subignition@fedia.io 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] salmoura@lemmy.eco.br 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

For those who don't know, that is a reference to "the good place". Go watch it now.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And go in blind

Watch the first one of two episodes. Like the humor? Continue watching

It's one of the funniest and philosophical shows in existence

[–] salmoura@lemmy.eco.br 1 points 1 week ago

[don't] tap for spoilerLike figuring out factorio for the first time, it is something I wish I could live again.

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was gonna say that a billion repos is crazy, but I alone have 30 repositories and I don't even consider myself that serious

[–] calcopiritus@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

Take into account that in order to make PRs to a repository you don't have access to, you have to make a fork of the repo. Which means another repo.

[–] Aganim@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

Imagine you're a GitHub employee tasked with leaving a nice message for the 1 billionth repo. Seeing that counter tick towards that joyful moment, anticipation builds.

What would it be? The next Linux display manager? Something as impactful as Docker or Kubernetes? The early beginnings of a radical new OS?

Nope, it turns out to be shit. 💩

[–] petit_fou@programming.dev 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Even Linus seems to like this repo.

[–] vodka@feddit.org 28 points 1 week ago

Sadly people love to fake commits from Linus, and it is extremely provably not from him.

https://github.com/jayphelps/git-blame-someone-else?tab=readme-ov-file

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 week ago
[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago

How did this guy time it to be the 1 Billionth?

[–] ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Best shit I've seen all week.