I've recently been helping an elderly neighbour clear out her loft space before she moves away.
I pulled down a box of old clothes... She proudly rummaged through, and pulled out a good selection of quite exotic lingerie. It was wild.
Then later when i found a boxed up strap-on, she said "i knew he hid it" ๐๐๐ i was dying!!!
All of us horny buggers are going to be old one day. If i'm half as cool as she is by the time i reach her age. I think it will have been a life worth living