this post was submitted on 16 Jun 2025
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[–] HKPiax@lemmy.world 69 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Ehhh I feel like if you release this one, it will come back and kill you in your sleep

[–] Even_Adder@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is definitely the type that grants wishes.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago

Just lick its back and don't mind the foam in your mouth

[–] astute@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 weeks ago

If this frog comes back in my sleep, it’s probably just to check if I’ve been drinking enough water and practicing self-care. That’s not murder, that’s an emotional support amphibian.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 51 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 28 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

As a kid, I always wanted to buy a lobster from the grocery store and keep it as a pet.

As an adult, I researched how big of a PITA saltwater aquarium care is and I do not have a pet lobster.

[–] mangaskahn@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If you want to live vicariously, check out this playlist. A guy did just that and his channel is great.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL0HiM4heFTOoxnxAnv_WJJArugTScPBUg

[–] jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago

I haven't checked in on Leon in a while.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago

There's also freshwater lobster you can keep.

[–] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

You could do crawfish, they're just tiny little lobsters

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 26 points 3 weeks ago

I've seen that Simpsons episode, don't do it!!!

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

That's a creepy-ass frog

[–] ChuckTheMonkey@fedia.io 9 points 2 weeks ago

please repost this on Wednesday

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 2 weeks ago

But it fits in the pan perfectly.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 7 points 2 weeks ago

I’ve seen this meme several times and the premise is so dumb but the picture still makes me laugh every time.