Ehhh I feel like if you release this one, it will come back and kill you in your sleep
this post was submitted on 16 Jun 2025
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This is definitely the type that grants wishes.
Just lick its back and don't mind the foam in your mouth
If this frog comes back in my sleep, it’s probably just to check if I’ve been drinking enough water and practicing self-care. That’s not murder, that’s an emotional support amphibian.
BUT HIS SMILE
As a kid, I always wanted to buy a lobster from the grocery store and keep it as a pet.
As an adult, I researched how big of a PITA saltwater aquarium care is and I do not have a pet lobster.
If you want to live vicariously, check out this playlist. A guy did just that and his channel is great.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL0HiM4heFTOoxnxAnv_WJJArugTScPBUg
I haven't checked in on Leon in a while.
There's also freshwater lobster you can keep.
You could do crawfish, they're just tiny little lobsters
I've seen that Simpsons episode, don't do it!!!
That's a creepy-ass frog
please repost this on Wednesday
But it fits in the pan perfectly.
I’ve seen this meme several times and the premise is so dumb but the picture still makes me laugh every time.