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[–] cygnosis@lemmy.world 92 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

I mean, orange was right there...

[–] NightFantom@slrpnk.net 124 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Which is a colour named after the fruit iirc

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 62 points 2 weeks ago

It is! We could use redcurrants, blackcurrants, and blackberries though

[–] cygnosis@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A fact that I hadn't realized. TIL.

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[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago
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[–] Jordan117@lemmy.world 58 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] redsunrise@programming.dev 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

right on. this tweet is like saying "there's not a single country in africa that starts with the letter K." there obviously is, but it's targeting people who are knowledgable enough to know the answer but not intelligent enough to understand the point of the tweet.

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[–] razorcandy@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 2 weeks ago

Just a little fun fact: the color was actually named after the fruit and not the other way around :D

“The word "orange" came into English from the Old French "pomme d'orenge", which referred to the fruit.”

There are still blackberries though…

[–] Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

But aren't oranges actually green?

*Not a joke, btw. Oranges grown in tropical places are green.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oranges are green until they are ripe. What tropical place did you see a ripe green orange?

[–] Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Vietnam. Brazil. Ecuador. A lot of equatorial places.

The orange color is caused by something happening to the chlorophyll when the temperatures cool. But in the tropics, temps can be fairly steadily warm and don't trigger that reaction.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] khannie@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

In tropical countries, orange rinds may be permanently green – even when completely ripe.

Crazy!

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago

Huh, TIL. I worked at an orange grove in the subtropics, and knew about the cold snap for other aspects of citrus, I never knew about the peel.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Apparently oranges and other citrus fruit (and others, like bananas) are "degreened" with ethylene.

Here's a video with bananas. https://youtu.be/jzjBAAv9nxc

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[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 weeks ago

I think this might have been a joke abstracted to allude to that, without falling for the trap. Oranges were not named after the color, the color was named after the fruit.

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 65 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Orange, cherry, blackberry, etc.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 77 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I'm pretty sure orange and cherry are named after the fruit, but Blackberry is true.

[–] ipitco@lemmy.super.ynh.fr 69 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah it's inspired from the phone

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 40 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Impound4017@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That tracks. Steve Jobs was known for his enjoyment of fruit, to a potentially problematic degree.

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Pendants will argue that black is not a colour

[–] sxan@midwest.social 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Physicists might argue that, but black is a color linguistically and in common usage; I'd argue that since OP was generally speaking in a linguistic context, linguistic rules override physics pedantry.

[–] naught101@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

linguistic rules override physics pedantry.

Idk why, maybe because I'm a scientist, but this speaks to something in my soul

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[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] egrets@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (13 children)

Actually, the color is named after the fruit. It wasn't until the late Middle Ages that we discovered anything other than the redcurrant that was red in color. Poppies, for example, were only discovered in ~1917, and we only found out about blood in the 1970s.

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[–] ipitco@lemmy.super.ynh.fr 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Hah! Why do we call black people coloured people then!

Checkmate blackisnotacolorists!

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[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The source for this is old reddit threads, so hardly authoritative, but supposedly the color orange was actually named after the food item.

[–] Denjin@lemmings.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Yes indeed. Before we had "orange", and also "purple" everything was just "red" which is why we have red onions and red cabbage that are anything but red and several species of bird are called red despite being clearly orange coloured.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

And why orange haired people still have red hair.

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[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago

Blackberries

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] HollowNaught@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Even if those leaves were a fruit, they're not called greens. Some kinds of leaves are called that as a general term, but not the ones in the picture. He's wrong on so many levels!

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 week ago

Is that what he was saying? That's what I was confused about. Those leaves are not greens. They are green, but still everything you said.

[–] Naich@lemmings.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Greengages.

[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

If he's pretending to be this dumb, he's hilarious.

[–] tino@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

fruits are kind of a dessert, right? so are brownies.

[–] tamal3@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Green beans are technically fruits

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[–] LordOfLocksley@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago
[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Yellow squash

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