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This reminds me of Charles Babbage's response to being asked if his computer would give the right answer if the wrong numbers were entered:
I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
I've been tempted to drop this line in meetings more than once.
Right in line with a certain movie quote that ends with, "I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
Oh I keep this one memorized.
[Mr. Madison,] What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
I've successfully used this twice in DnD and once in real life.
Is this a coherent thought? (Actual question)
Are you confused about the older language in the quote? It could be rewritten as:
I cannot even comprehend the kind of misunderstanding that could cause you to ask that question.
Huh, that kind of gets the juices going, and I'm wondering how much we've been trying to make our problems fit the technologies we've built, rather than the other way around.
To some with only hammers in reach, every problem seems to be a nail.
traffic/DUIs (need cars)
poverty/homelessness (need more)
recidivism (need slaves)
Sometime before now.
