Is this satire?
Edit. Dumb question. Of course it is. But I wasn't sure until I saw it cross posted to the onion.
Wizards of the Coast PR released a brief and uncredited statement defending the announcement of the new controversy.
“We know you piggies will swarm like the swine you are around the trough once we put this shit up for sale. We could put a little turd in each booster pack and as long as we said 1 in 4 turds had bits of foil in it they’d sell out immediately because no piggie can resist a bucket of sweet sweet slop.”