My man, wait until you hear about this thing called rice.
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Baked potatoes fancy? I love a baked potato with beans and cheese, but it's hardly fancy.
Fondant potatoes are what you want for fancy (and delicious).
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What's so fancy about a baked potato?
It's the low-labor, hard-to-fuck up way to make potatoes that so many "fine dining" places default to.
Note the quotes.
Baked potatoes are what you get from a food truck.
Are people meaning roast potatoes?
Both of those look delicious.
Person in OP is probably from the US. Many restaurants when you order a steak, you also get a potato that’s been in the oven and cut into half way, with a bit of butter or sour cream placed inside of its open potato slit.
Ok. That is what we'd call a Baked or Jacket Potato.
However, over here, jacket potatoes are more of a "stack it high with toppings" food on-the-go thing. We love them, but don't see them as fancy.
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Who the fuck only eats mashed taters on christmas
Breakfast? Apple. Fast food? Apple. Fancy dinner? Apple. Holidays? Apple. Relaxing at home? Apple. There's Apple
dirt apple
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potatoes are one of the few foods you can eat exclusively and survive for long periods of time
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Alcohol? Vodka! Starch to make bread? Potato starch! 2 potatoes? 1 potato in the ground!
Quick photo to ask for help with a technical issue? Potato cam!
Picnic? Potato Salad!
germany approves