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Irish famine. Edit: there is not a potato for every occasion.
Potatoes get plenty of recognition and always have.
Corn: hold my beer
Rice: hold my sake
Hemp: hold your breath
A nice, cold, peeled potato with salt and pepper on it is a suprisingly refreshing snack
hell yes i love cold potato
God bless the people of the Andean Plateau, who looked at a moderately poisonous tuber that can freaking kill you, and said, "Eh, it's fine, just don't eat too many of 'em."
A few thousand years of selective breeding and hard work later, we have one of the most important crops in the world.
Yep hunger does some wild things to people
I feel like we could have done better than 'baked potato' for a fancy dinner. Come on.
Pommes fondantes!
Potatoes au gratin
Or dauphinois
Or Hasselhoff. Yes, I know it’s “hasselback” but I refuse to change.
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Yeah baked potato is just a solid lunch choice usually
Potatoes dauphinoise would have fit better
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It's just that many supposedly "fine dining" establishments phone it in with baked because they're easy and customers accept it.
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Need something to run Linux on? Potato
I run starch, btw.
Fucki-, just, fucking fuck off.
Upvoted, obvs. But still.
god damnit i hate how clever this is.
Heh. This one's great.
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This is stupid. It gets plenty of recognition. Everyone loves potatoes. Makes alcohol too.
Wanting to get drunk?
Vodka, distilled fermented potato juice
I think oil is doing a lot of unsung work here
Salt, too. Try having potatoes without salt. Blech!
Cool science class demo about the power of compressed air? Potato gun.
Need a battery?
Potato battery.
The classic Irishman's dilemma: do I eat this potatoe today, or ferment it so I can drink it tomorrow?
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Want to get more control over the Irish? Potato Famine.
Boil, mash, stick em a stew!
I heard some grow in permafrost
TIL in America, Baked Potato with a Steak is “fancy”, rather than “a Wednesday”.
I’d say the same about eg. Chicken “Kiev” with Potato Dauphinoise, standard ready meal gastropub fare.
American, here - definitely not fancy, but it's a common side for a steak, so I assume that's where the association comes from.
I'd expect "fancy" potatoes to be something like fondant, hasselback, or a well-done scalloped (dauphinoise, boulangere, anna).
Source: huge food snob
Does a sweet potato count?
An honorable mention for sure.
Living that potathoe lifestyle
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