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The teat-owl.

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[–] latexgamble@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

Who's there?

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Quicky@piefed.social 10 points 1 day ago

That’s a Murican-specific breed which you don’t find in the free world.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago

don't you mean /c/superbowl@lemmy.world

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Quicky@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I guess you could have b-owel as well, but I like “teat” since that’s an actual thing.

I’d usually just say “the teat” and let the lucky recipient of the joke build the full punchline themselves.

[–] KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Omg, the joke just landed. I was wondering what the eff a teat owl was until I finally said it out loud.

[–] Quicky@piefed.social 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Haha, yeah that’s why I didn’t leave it as just “the teat” when writing it down. One of those that’s better when audible.

[–] cjoll4@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] rothaine@lemm.ee 1 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] cjoll4@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Ah, thanks. I had to look it up. I think my folks just call them hand towels