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[โ€“] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Creature news...

My sister has a new cat. He's enormous

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't believe you unless we get a piccy!

[โ€“] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 16 points 2 weeks ago (10 children)
[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago

ee!

lol yea might need a bigger chair. look at that fluff!

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That ruff! Dude totally needs some Shakespearean props to posture with.

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[โ€“] just_kitten@aussie.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago

Oh my god, so much surface area for burying one's face in and nuzzling.

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago

Hi

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[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 12 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

I love my psychologist, she's so good. Shame I only have one more session before I have to wait til next year (or if I get a job, I can pay out of pocket lol).

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[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 12 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Proof Boyo had a deprived childhood, he doesn't know what a Banksia man is!

[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago

Snugglepot and Cuddlepie?

[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I didn't know either, but also from a deprived childhood!

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[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 11 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Ordering groceries online is easy, carrying them all to the kitchen from the front door is hard. I am exhausted just from that effort, and haven't even put it away yet. I really should have ordered some chocolate.

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[โ€“] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yarrabyte has forsaken us again.

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[โ€“] just_kitten@aussie.zone 10 points 2 weeks ago (14 children)

My lovely colleagues dropped by campus with an age-relevant cake and moral-boosting morning tea. It's definitely helped because i had hoped to be celebrating today but what's a few days here and there when you're an adult. Plus, the headache is gone and I'm pumping out insightful observations with ease, albeit without references at this point. Highway to the Paper Zone!

That said, every time I'm writing things like "Regardless, the results suggest that ..." I feel tempted to add "(but does it though?)" on at the end. Reminder to self: this is a 25 point research project, not a real thesis, it ain't gotta be so rigorous

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[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Me: Stand up from my chair

my back: haha fuck you!

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 10 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Theory: all roads lead to Rome

My better counter-theory: all thoughts lead to apple strudel

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

I just put an apple danish in the airfryer. And I'll be forced to have it with cream. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?

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[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Mr Woof has found his moose toy and has been carrying it around trying to find a safe place for it. He took it to the bed yesterday and has now bought it out onto the couch next to me. I think it means I'm entrusted to look out for the moose's safety.

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[โ€“] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 9 points 2 weeks ago (10 children)

Itโ€™s disconcerting to find the back sliding glass door open when you get home.

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[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 9 points 2 weeks ago

Got accused (jokingly) by aunt that hambam gained weight under my watch.

It's pure muscle, all I did was unleash his apex ball chasing and cheese loving genes.

[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 9 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

OK my trip this weekend is sorted! Been hanging to see these guys. 10 years is a long time not to see people I considered family at 1 point.

Eeeeeeee!

[โ€“] TheWitchofThornbury@aussie.zone 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Are Gibson & The Strays sorted for the duration of your absence?

Actually, that's quite a cute band name ...

[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That's a damn good band name!

And absolutely yes. I made sure to organise someone I trust to hold down the fort and dispense the treats to all :)

Good staffwork! All shall be well, all shall be very well.

[โ€“] Duenan@aussie.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago

Itโ€™s really windy and cold outside. You still going tonight?

[โ€“] Duenan@aussie.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Iโ€™m glad you managed to organise it. I hope you have heaps and heaps of unforgettable fun!

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[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Going to look for a new role in the coming weeks. My manager is acting like a child throwing a tantrum.

Considering my employment directly impacts my housing, it's best to look for an out before he forces me out.

[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You're having a tough run, dude! But good on you for recognising it's not working and being open to something else.

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[โ€“] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (6 children)

@PeelerSheila@aussie.zone has got to me. I've been struggling with this cold - no appetite and no brain power to even cook the most basic beans and rice. Put in a supermarket order for a couple of Green Goddess salads and Dari's soups (I find they are pretty close to being real food) and a few tins of tuna. I hate doing that when there's food in the pantry but I have been skipping meals and that's not going get me better

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[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

tired with a touch of scratchy throat, think I'll rest today

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Goodnight from the gremlin and I โค๏ธ

[โ€“] anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

After a week off with whatever lurgy that was, Iโ€™m watching my last trashy show and will be back at work tomorrow. I figured it was time, after getting so stir crazy today I did the vacuuming in batches, sitting down to catch my breath in between. Wouldnโ€™t mind a life of leisure but the bank account doesnโ€™t agree, sadly

[โ€“] just_kitten@aussie.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Oh boy, you know it's cold out there when even the security guard doing his rounds is wearing a beanie tonight.

Thanks everyone for the lovely wishes, I've been blown away (...) by all the messages streaming in today, I don't feel too bad about likely working into the night tonight to finish this off (brain is definitely slowing down). My body can feel the real beginnings of joy and relief in letting this thing finally go, though!

I just had a totally unrelated shower thought that I feel compelled to dump here: you know how during the era of black-and-white TV there were reports of people dreaming in black and white, which then faded away as colour TV became common?

Do you think people will start dreaming increasingly in AI-generated oversmoothed imagery and video as it starts to drown out real art and photos? Though, they will probably become almost indistinguishable in a shorter timeframe than it took for colour TV to take over b&w TV... maybe people will be having more eerie dreams of their loved ones being replaced by imposters.

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[โ€“] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago (11 children)

Ok this is weird. Lurgy day 5ish. Have tested negative to COVID a couple of times. Just completly lost my sense of smell. Like I was cleaning out the kitty litter thinking it was weirdly not smelly. Can just get a whiff of eucalyptus oil if I basically shove it up my nose. Perfume - nothing. Cleaning alcohol - nothing. ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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[โ€“] Taleya@aussie.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago

Is it just me or do EOFY deals seem thin on the ground this year?

[โ€“] Duenan@aussie.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Come on petrol stations, hold out for 2 more days.

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[โ€“] SituationCake@aussie.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

So windy all day. This house rattles and creeks when itโ€™s windy.

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[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago (16 children)

Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

A nice healing chicken soup please, with a side of tissues.

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[โ€“] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Bowl of seafood pho please, and some extra energy.

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[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

fruit salad and a cup of tea please

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[โ€“] just_kitten@aussie.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

a small amount of cake (small)

And more anti-headache concentration juice

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[โ€“] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Chip butty with a bit of gravy thanks.

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[โ€“] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago

Iโ€™ve made it home, but I canโ€™t feel my fingers. I think I need a cuppa

[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Melbcat has been crying loudly so I took her to the vetโ€ฆ there wasnโ€™t enough urine to take so her meds have been upped and sheโ€™s due for a follow up test.

I eventually got her to come to bed and cuddle but she did a little spew on the sheets. Itโ€™s blotted up and covered with a towel for now. Iโ€™ve finally got her to settle down a bit so everything can be properly washed later.

[โ€“] Duenan@aussie.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago

3 classes back to back at breakneck pace and got saddled with a duty right after it, this sucks.

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago

I have managed to put away some of my groceries and check if the order was ok. I somehow managed to order three avocados instead of one, and a single tomato instead of a kilo. They gave me much larger eggs than I ordered, but one of them was broken so I'm probably even on that one. Miss Meow will be comforted to know that we are now fully supplied with her tinned food, and have an extra bag of dry food to tide us over until I can find which box I packed her dry food in when moving.

Mr Woof has been very unsettled that I was spending time in the study instead of the lounge. I tried putting one of his beds in the study for him, but he just brought his moose toy in and left it in the bed.

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