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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by hmmm@sh.itjust.works to c/animemes@ani.social
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[–] Soup@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Look, as long as I have time to clean up afterwards there’s no shame in her asking for help and then adding on something extra if she’s feeling it. I will always do what I promised to do and anything more is, well, more.

Besides, showing up without tools and expecting sex is fucking weird and fixing someone’s stuff out of the kindness of your heart is rewarding no matter how the evening turns out.

[–] Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip 72 points 2 weeks ago

A clogged drain needs to be taken seriously. Not only does it render at least one drain useless, improper de-clogging can lead to the blockage simply moving further down the plumbing system, and that can cause even more issues.

Plumbing is not a joke. Be up front with your sexual desires.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Checks inside the toolbox

"This... isn't a screwdriver."

click

vibrating sounds

[–] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 weeks ago

An electric hammer changed my life, I recommend it

[–] Signtist@bookwormstory.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

Ooh, what a nice feature to help dislodge rusty screws!

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A girl asked me to fix her vacuum.

I couldn't figure out how to fix the Spinny brush, my vaccuums Spinny brush also doesn't work. Those thing are a nightmare.

Didn't fix her vacuum but we did have sex for like a year after that.

instructions unclear, dick stuck, yadda yadda

[–] isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 2 weeks ago

why toolbox when 2L of 98% distilled sulfuric acid does the job just fine (disclaimer: you may not have pipes anymore after that)

[–] wirelesswire@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Age restricted even sadge. I wish bypassing age restriction still worked on newpipe.

[–] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I believe in a free internet. In this case children are far more at risk of life-alterating trauma from their personal surroundings than anything they could see on the internet with themes relating to content intended for mature audiences. References to porn are much tamer than references to and normalising sexual assault and murder, looking at you YouTube. Here is a restriction-free https://youtu.be/HSOeo64RnTQ

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is there any way to bypass it anymore?

Not without an account i think. There are websites sthat still work tho because they use an account to download it serverside.

[–] kamikazerusher@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Ok, I did not expect that ending

[–] anonymous_in_atl@ani.social 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Clogs usually need to be cleared out with more than lye, they need physical agitation with an augur.

If you're asking for sex, you will do everyone a favor by asking for sex as opposed to "laying pipe" because I will go and buy a lot of PVC and drywall. It also helps because I can get condoms, lube, water, and snacks.

Be direct so I know whether to bring pipe dope or the chronic

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Not a fan of guessing games. Say what you want so i know what you want.

[–] creamlike504@jlai.lu 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] lowered_lifted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

you unclog her drain, then you suck her cock, what's not to like

[–] anonymous_in_atl@ani.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

sounds arousing

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

Sex AND getting free labor? Move aside girl, I'm gonna date that handy(wo)man.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

"Lemme guess: He fixes the pipes?"

"Don't be fatuous, Jeffery."