Why does one of the jugs have an infection warning on it? Are these bio samples at a lab and the locks are a safety measure?
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I remember solving something similar using an opaque bottle with "GI supplements, don't drink" written in sharpie. Especially since the first time it was actually true and they didn't believe the warning.
I used to live in a shared house and made some hot honey. Bunch of chillis chopped and simmered in honey.
I found a tiny amount on a pizza was good to add a hint of sweet and made it pretty spicy. Can't imagine having it concentrated on toast goes down too well but that is what someone did when they stole it.
Don't give me ideas... I love spicy stuff, and it has been a pretty good deterrent in of itself from having my foodstuffs stolen. So two birds with one stone...
Make it then, I found it a really nice addition to pizza, adds spice and a bit of sweetness
How about fixing the problem by having the management provide free milk? It's about a pound a day for them and everyone is happier.
Trent the milk guzzler arrives at 6 and drinks it all.
Fuck you Trent!
My office provides free milk, but they some times don’t refill it for days, so whether you’ll have milk for your coffee becomes a gamble and then people get pissed when it’s not there. My solution is to just buy or bring my coffee with milk before work and drink tea at work (don’t take milk).
Yet another reason why I work remotely.
Who can be bothered to steal someone else's semi-skimmed milk anyway‽ Full cream or bust.
If it's your own milk, fair enough.
Come in with some bolt cutters. Free the milk.
Bolt cutters? My man, a simple box cutter will knock the top off those flimsy plastic shields.
Couldn’t stand working with people who shop at Asda!