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[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Why does one of the jugs have an infection warning on it? Are these bio samples at a lab and the locks are a safety measure?

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[–] brokenlcd@feddit.it 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I remember solving something similar using an opaque bottle with "GI supplements, don't drink" written in sharpie. Especially since the first time it was actually true and they didn't believe the warning.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I used to live in a shared house and made some hot honey. Bunch of chillis chopped and simmered in honey.

I found a tiny amount on a pizza was good to add a hint of sweet and made it pretty spicy. Can't imagine having it concentrated on toast goes down too well but that is what someone did when they stole it.

[–] brokenlcd@feddit.it 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Don't give me ideas... I love spicy stuff, and it has been a pretty good deterrent in of itself from having my foodstuffs stolen. So two birds with one stone...

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago

Make it then, I found it a really nice addition to pizza, adds spice and a bit of sweetness

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[–] Naich@lemmings.world 26 points 3 days ago (5 children)

How about fixing the problem by having the management provide free milk? It's about a pound a day for them and everyone is happier.

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 18 points 3 days ago

Trent the milk guzzler arrives at 6 and drinks it all.

Fuck you Trent!

My office provides free milk, but they some times don’t refill it for days, so whether you’ll have milk for your coffee becomes a gamble and then people get pissed when it’s not there. My solution is to just buy or bring my coffee with milk before work and drink tea at work (don’t take milk).

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[–] Alph4d0g@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 days ago

Yet another reason why I work remotely.

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago
[–] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 3 days ago
[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Turn it upside down and poke a hole in the bottom.

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[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 11 points 3 days ago

Who can be bothered to steal someone else's semi-skimmed milk anyway‽ Full cream or bust.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 8 points 3 days ago

If it's your own milk, fair enough.

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Come in with some bolt cutters. Free the milk.

[–] cosmictrickster@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Bolt cutters? My man, a simple box cutter will knock the top off those flimsy plastic shields.

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[–] orris@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Couldn’t stand working with people who shop at Asda!

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