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[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 47 points 1 day ago

I'm not Jewish, so I don't know much about menorahs in general.

[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It's so much better to offer a demonstration.

[–] frog@feddit.uk 50 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Is it that one over there? I can't really tell since it is not visible with this light pollution. Even though there is only one Libra constellation, you have have been confused by Ursa Major and the Ursa Minor, where some stars are very visible. Oh you said labia."

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Labia? I don't think that section of the sky is visible this time of year. Or, maybe it's behind the full moon.

[–] meyotch@slrpnk.net 26 points 1 day ago

It’s southern hemisphere for sure

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

I couldn't tell you the Latin names for my own bits, either.

Edit: that said, I might not know all the street names, but I can still drive you home, and I'm not averse to asking for directions.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Mine's "Alexa Google Dick in Latin"

[–] Zannsolo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have a fwend in Rome by that name!

[–] InnerScientist@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

He has a wife, you know!

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I see all these stupid boyfriend/stupid husband stuff, and I can't help but think maybe my ex wife was just jealous of her friends that had stupid men in their lives.

And maybe I'm just overqualified for relationships. I mean, shit, that was the advice my brother gave me: "I get along with people because they're much smarter than me." One of the first red flags I remembery ex wife telling me was "you know you don't have to be so smarty all the time."

Ok, no, I can't even lie to myself that well, can you imagine? Being overqualified for dating lol

[–] Nomad 1 points 23 hours ago

Can confirm, people generally prefer their version of reality over truth and knowledge. Spend a life aquiring knowledge and love teaching people just to learn they don't really love learning how things actually are. Who knew people love to be told they are right, even if that's not the case. X(

Funnily enough, when you are in a situation with someone who you have discussed for example immigration with and someone else more stupid than them starts going off about immigrants and you just start ranting the same shit as them, this seems to get number one suddenly thinking a lot more about how ridiculous you look when you so it.

Know more tricks like this, let me know. ;)

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 14 points 1 day ago

He must’ve forgot which hemisphere he was on. Common mistake.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i didnt know we were getting quizzed. crap. is that the uh inner lips?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bingo! You win a heated bath mat!

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

holy hell im goated cant believe i remembered that

ill have to put that in my dating profile "correctly guessed what labia minora is"

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If I were you, I'd changed "guessed what is" to "identified".

Signals an analytic, inquisitive, and curious mind, rather than someone who happened to fortuitously win a game of "pin the minora on the labia".

Though admittedly that IS a hell of a game when played right..

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

you are a genius great suggestion

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