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[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 11 points 7 hours ago

Uno Reverse Card:

  • Tell her to point to the Vas Deferens
  • "We're not so different, you and I"
  • High-five
  • True gender-equality finally accomplished
[–] Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago

Easy: it was once on the island of Lesbos, but it’s now in its rightful place in the British Museum and there is shall remain!

[–] Gorilladrums@lemmy.world 29 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I too quiz my partner on the anatomy of genitalia when we're hanging out

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Wait, what, you don't have a cloaca?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Way to advertise you don't know how to find the c-spot. So on-brand.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

OMG what a shit take >=[

bad dum tish

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

All I'm saying is "tickle her cloaca and she'll stay wit ya."

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Alright class settle in, today's lecture:

Argonian Sexual Dimorphism:

  • How does a reptile have mammaries?
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago

... Maybe they are Hist sap repositories?

There probably actually is some lore on this, and knowing Elder Scrolls / Bethesda, it is probably inconsistent/contradictory.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 9 hours ago

idgaf what "science" says.

It's. 👏 Still. 👏 A. 👏 Planet. 👏

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

https://www.forbes.com/sites/debgordon/2023/10/21/90-of-americans-feel-unprepared-by-sex-education-new-survey-shows/

I mean, the state of sex education in the US is abysmal, misinformation and just no information is so rampant that it's rather silly to expect the average young adult to know the detailed anatomic names.

In my life so far, I've dated plently of women who didn't know anatomical names, or with a few, even basic signs of what a vaginal health problem looks like.

With one, I had to deduce that her described urinary problems were possibly actually bacterial vaginosis when I uh, also noticed the smell.

She got extremely pissed off, thinking I was insulting her, thinking I was saying she had an STD/STI... a week later she's back from the doctor and yep, I was right, now she's on antibiotics.

How many women can, off the top of their head, identify the vas deferens, cowper's gland, or know that testicular torsion is even a thing?

[–] tux7350@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah its awful. Ive had the BV situation happen with two different partners. And God forbid, you bring up anything thats considered outside the heterosexual spectrum in an educational setting. Could you imagine if men were taught about the possibilities of the prostate in a judgement free environment?

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

I was this close to also mentioning that yeah lol, turns out any guy can have pleasure and potentially an orgasm from proper prostate stimulation...

And you don't even have to be attracted to other dudes to be able to do that, and enjoy it!

Pegging and toys exist!

But again, nope, not allowed by heteronormativity.

To go with another personal anecdote... different girl I was dating at one time, who considered herself pansexual... well, I broached the idea of using an anal toy... and she, again I remind you, a self described pansexual... just started calling me gay, constantly made buttsex jokes and quips all the time, started trying to get me to hook up with dudes.

WTF?!

I respect her gender and sexual identity/preferences, she doesn't respect mine at all, while she's literally wearing rainbow flag pins and going to every pride event in town and constantly making IG posts about how everyone should be more inclusive and accepting?

Sorry to rant but yeah, the hypocrisy is strong and multifaceted in this realm.

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 14 points 12 hours ago

The search still go on ✨

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 10 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

I know it says bf (which I will assume means boyfriend)

But I'd you read the studies:

45% of men aged 18-25 had never approached a woman in person for a date

29% of all men said they never approached a woman in person for a date before

27% said it had been more than one year since they approached a woman for a date

Source(s):

https://datepsychology.com/risk-aversion-and-dating/

https://x.com/DrThomasAG/status/1674391128215367682

https://www.psychologytoday.com/gb/blog/darwin-does-dating/202305/the-potential-negative-impact-of-unwanted-singlehood

Pair that with the quality of education and it is of no surprise that a boyfriend doesn't know what they never knew existed in the first place

[–] michaelmrose@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

The first link doesn't work the second is twitter. The third didn't appear to contain the stats you cited.

[–] catty@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

There are studies that show that 102% of populist studies are BS.

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

From this we can infer that at least 2% of survey respondents were less than a year old

[–] catty@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

Oh look, another anti-male post on Lemmy. This shit needs to stop. If it was a "women are so dumb" meme, it'd be reported and removed for being anti-female/misogyny/"I'm a woman and don't like it, so remove it" complaints, and the poster would be banned.

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

My advice is to just let yourself die on the inside. Because they only way to not see this content over and over is to go into alt right circles and we can all agree it's better to be dead then republican

[–] catty@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Or to actually speak out against such abuse and to not let it be normalised.

Oh no, being against it upsets some women who are used to unconditionally hating on men in their little sycophant abusive circles without having any comebacks.

Oh well, anyway...

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 30 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

For some guys it might well be light years away.

[–] ne0n@lemmy.world 8 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

So weird to hear this. Like the whole area just isn’t that big, surely eventually most people stumble into it even if they aren’t making an effort…

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 12 points 12 hours ago

I very rarely come across a labia minora either at work or at home, but maybe I'm not working in the right place or something.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

Yeah after hearing the "can't find the clitoris" and "it doesn't exist" jokes for so long, I was kind of shocked by how easy it was when I finally got down there...

I do believe that there are men who have this issue, but it seems kind of fucked up that the woman would just complain about it rather than take 3 seconds to show them. It's not like it's well hidden or anything.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 1 points 7 hours ago

I always assumed the "can't find the clitoris" jokes we're based in men ignoring the clitoris. Not that they literally could not find it. It's like right there.

[–] TeddE@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

Right? Like - talk about having the luckiest version of XKCD's Ten Thousand!

[–] Sonor@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

but how am i going to get free internet points if i just do the sensible thing?

[–] Bubbaonthebeach@lemmy.ca 53 points 1 day ago (2 children)

To be fair, the majority of women, who have said bits, don't know what they are either, most seem to think it is all vagina.

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

Aren’t most of the external parts actually the vulva? I thought the vagina was just the tube…

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago

It is, but properly naming things isn't something Internet users are very good at.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 33 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I mean, colloquially it is.

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