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[–] can@sh.itjust.works 169 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

And still some people think it will be fine in 3.5 years.

[–] arschflugkoerper@feddit.org 112 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh my god it’s only been half a year D:

[–] Barrymore@sh.itjust.works 59 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

5 months, he was inaugurated January 20th

[–] JimmyMcGill@lemmy.world 36 points 2 weeks ago

Fuuuuck this is depressing

[–] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It absolutely won't be.

But it might be moving in the right direction.

Regardless, will take decades/generations to fully recover from this, if ever.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 37 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

No, you'll never recover. Your previous status was the result of a very specific set of historical circumstances (specifically the fact that you were the only major power left standing after World War 2) that aren't going to repeat. If you fall, the best you can hope for in terms of recovery is to equal the other developed countries of the world. You'll never exceed them again.

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[–] mikenurre@lemmy.world 131 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Or another way to look at it- cutting nearly 75% of scientists. Can't have climate change if there's no one working! Watch them find some money to give to ExxonMobile to 'study' the impacts of fossil fuels. Wonder what that report will say! /s

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 43 points 2 weeks ago

No need for the /s I fully expect that is what will happen. Also a great firewall, so yanks can't access unapproved information from over seas

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 104 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Never played a conquest game where you stop researchers from giving your empire a tech advantage over others.

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 79 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Has an empire ever been so complicit in their own demise?

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 47 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Maybe Pol Pot murdering intellectuals and people who wear glasses?

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[–] 6nk06@sh.itjust.works 36 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe theocracies like Afghanistan. Even North Korea likes scientists.

[–] match@pawb.social 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Probably all empires seed their own demise, I would guess

[–] aim_at_me@lemmy.nz 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

But so deliberately? In what world does a half intelligent person believe this to be a good long term strategy?

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Most of the US believes in this, or is just unaware. That's how its been for most of history around the world.

...The remarkable issue here is the elites/rules we handed the reigns now drink their own kool-aid. The very top of most authoritarian regimes are at least cognisant of some hypocrisy, even if ideology eats them some.

The other is that people are more 'connected' than ever, but to disinformation streams. I feel like a lot of the world (especially the US fancies) themselves as super smart on shit they know nothing about because of something they saw on Facebook or YouTube.

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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 60 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

Speed running towards Idiocracy by 2028

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

no need to rush it, were already here.

who am I kidding, President Camacho would be way better than Trump and most DNC candidates.

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[–] Vespair@lemmy.zip 54 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

That's only the half of it. Look at the rest of the policies, look how they want to cut Medicare and food stamps and other safety net programs.

Make no mistake, this administration wants to see people die.

This is the end game the technocrats have been working towards, this is how they're enacting their eugenics. They want poor people, disabled people, disadvantaged people, to die. They believe they are culling the weak members of the herd for the sake of the betterment of "their" kind (rich, white, "healthy", etc).

These policies aren't stupid or ineffective, they are cruel and insidious by design

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[–] Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works 54 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Hey Europe and Canada, anyone still looking for a scientist that just wants to do lab work? I prefer chemistry, but am happy with micro too. Just let me interpret data, please. I'm stuck somewhere where titrations are the most complex process.

[–] Nalivai@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 2 weeks ago

German universities are always hiring. Always. And in my experience they need just about everyone

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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 48 points 2 weeks ago (13 children)

If you can get out, now's the time.

If not, now's the time to buy guns and ammo.

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[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 47 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

A healthy, broadly educated population, which feels safe and secure, are incompatible with, and toxic to, conservative and authoritarian ideologies.

They need you to be sick, stupid, and scared.

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[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 44 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

As non-american I'm becoming increasingly convinced republicans are actually lead by traitors wanting to destroy the US.

[–] breecher@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Since Trump is Putin's puppet, that makes sense.

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[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 40 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Brain drain is a difficult downward spiral to break out of once it starts.

[–] verdare@piefed.blahaj.zone 22 points 2 weeks ago

This is something I think a lot of people don’t realize; It’s a cascading failure. It’s not just that some competent people will leave the country. The rest of their teams will have to bear the extra burden and be demoralized. They will then feel compelled to leave as well.

It’s happened numerous times in both the public and private sectors. Now they’re deliberately trying to do this shit on a national scale. If we ever recover from this, it’s going to take decades…

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 37 points 2 weeks ago

This is a huge opportunity for countries who always played second fiddle in science and tech.

[–] khannie@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Welcome to Europe, researchers!

Lots of great choices and don't worry, you can move to France without knowing French or Denmark without knowing Danish!

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[–] ghosthacked@lemmy.wtf 25 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

A country for REAL (white Christian male) Americans.

When are you people going to get the message. It was never a country that was about equality. It was about enrichment for a select group of people. When their privilege was threatened, the veil came off.

None of this changes until the rest of America decides enough is enough. That might never happen. If it does, it won't be for years or decades.

The US died on Jan 20th, 2025.

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[–] Zezzoz@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Europe will welcome them with open arms.

People starts to realize that having a higher wage in the US doesn't translate into a better quality of life.

[–] burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

i dont believe anywhere is currently safe from fascism.

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[–] 0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The country built on brain drain, assumes it is great without the brain.

I hope the scientist find favorable places that value science.

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[–] KingCake_Baby@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago

The times, they are a'changing

Death to IMPERIALISM

Death to CAPITALISM

Death to FASCISM

Death to MAGA

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 22 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Wait, the bottom ones are PreK-12 students.

How are they planning to reduce the number of children?

Is this why they hired RFK?

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[–] rirus@feddit.org 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (7 children)

Why a quarter, isn't it more then a third? Edit: Sorry, i misread it that they would want to get rid of a quarter of their people and omitted the million.

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[–] badbytes@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

Making everywhere else, great again.

[–] Midnitte@beehaw.org 15 points 2 weeks ago

I thought science memes were funny, not soul crushing 🤕

[–] kikutwo@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've figured this out. If MAGA gets rid of all the smart people, they won't seem as dumb anymore!

[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This reminds me of a particularly hilarious scene from The Death of Stalin where they have all the country's best doctors lined up to save Stalin after his heart attack, but they are all bumbling idiots and Stalins men get angry about how incompetent they are until someone reminds them that Stalin literally killed all the best and most capable doctors in the soviet union out of paranoia.

And so, Stalin dies.

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