To anyone who does anything other than twist and tuck:
get a life
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I use the clip if I can find it....
.... I mean, was RIGHT HERE a second ago...
I twist and roll the excess bag over the bread. Kinda like how you do socks
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Breadboxes are bullshit and you know it
You put the bread in the box, while using one of the other methods.
The box is there to look pretty.
The only thing a breadbox has done for me is give me molded bread the next day. Every time.
Do people still use these? I haven't seen one since my great aunt's house in the early '90s, and I'm certain it was never used for bread. Still remember the smell of that kitchen. Picked up the early, mineral tones of her weird, dank basement. God damn, I played a lot of Megaman 2 in that basement.
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My brother liked to tear open the bag in the middle, then leave it as is in the open.
I guess he's Chaotic Evil Demon King
It's just chaotic evil.
Leaving the bag open should be chaotic neutral. It's a sign of somebody shifting focus with neither good nor bad intentions.
See, this is more like chaotic evil. Most of this chart is just normal behavior.
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Put it in the freezer.
I didn't know humans are capable of such monstrosity
Why are you booing me, I'm right!
Big bread just wants you to throw away bread and buy more.
It's bread. Bread is freezable. Same with cakes. You have definitely eaten defrosted bread and not even known it. You can freeze it 100 times and you won't be able to tell the difference.
Once upon a time when toasters didn't need high tech computers, it was possible to get a perfectly toasted piece of bread from frozen. There was a bimetallic strip that sensed the temperature of the bread, so it would always be consistent. This made freezing bread much more practical
My toaster has a snowflake button that just toasts it for a little bit longer.
I'm not sure why technology hasn't improved toasters at all, and indeed made them go backwards. I guess the 80s and the age of microchips couldn't solve everything...
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Chaotic neutral for life.
For people who value time as much as bread freshness.
Seriously, why anything else, it is the best seal and it is the fastest way. As long as you're not going to travel with your bread, you don't need an attach.
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I've started making my own bread and keeping it in a bread box. This alignment is called "lawful insufferable"
I worked at a restaurant that was big on breakfast for many years. When our manager needed to open a new bag, she would tear a hole it half way down the bag and start pulling bread from the middle. The only option we really had was to put it into another bag.
Satan
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I am lawful and chaotic neutral.
yeah, we all know air can‘t twist, chaotic neutral is sufficient
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Lawful neutral. I'm surprised more people don't just use the clip that came with it. It's kept the bread fresh the whole time up to you acquiring it, so why not keep using it?
Because bread is stocked daily, so the clip hasn't done much, and many of the methods are a tighter seal or just faster
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You guys don't have a bakery every few streets ? I buy a few baguettes daily, several times a day.
Edit : a few baguettes for several people, am not some kind of 400lb duck monster.
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My bread last so long because I twist and tuck in a bread box.
Flip lawful and true neutral, otherwise good chart
I dont understand bread bins. How do they not just make the bread stale
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imagine tying a knot on the end of the bag, as far from the bread as possible, and just cutting it off and retying every time you want bread
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lawful neutral, then chaotic neutral when i lose the thingy
chaotic evil is tying a not because theyre impossible to get open again
It's evil, but not chaotic. It's closed after all, so I'd say this fits lawful evil perfectly.
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Not to gripe at a funni meemee or anything but it's interesting how 2 out of 3 the "good" options revolve around straight up consumerism.
"Think about how organized you would be if you had a special box to store your sliced bread!?! (Nevermind the fact that this totally unnecessary as the bread already comes in packaging that is both more airtight and likely more sterile)"
The environment weeps.
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Chaotic neutral here. The twist tie that comes with the bag immediately goes in my twist tie collection.
twist tie collection
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Neutral evil and chaotic evil bread bag practitioners are NOT invited to my house.
I’d have swapped true and lawful neutrals. True neutral is using what came with it, surely? Even though a band is better.
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True neutral and chaotic neutral should switch
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