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[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 35 points 3 days ago

Whatever his current level of medication is, it is either too much or too little.

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 32 points 3 days ago (4 children)

My English is not good enough to understand this. I will endeavor to improve.

[–] brap@lemmy.world 31 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I only speak English and don’t follow this. I don’t believe you’re at fault here.

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I see. So I think if I just let my eyes graze down the text without reading too much in particular, I can imagine I’m in a courtroom gallery, and someone with neither attorney nor soap is standing up rattling off nonsense, while some well-pressed district attorney is cackling in her head, at a nearby table?

And that the judge is gonna throw this poor unwashed defendant right off Hell in a Cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer’s table.

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Hey, you’re not ShittyMorph!

[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This is not a failing of your English. This person has strung together a long torrent of barely recognizable words, many of which are fabrications of the "Sovereign Citizen" movement (read; delusion).

These are not real legal precedents, or even genuine legal actions one can take. He broke some law, and is saying that because he is a Sovereign Citizen that he is not beholden to said law.

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I should clarify: though English is my second language, it’s my best one and my default one.

I just like to think of these sovcits as crazy five-dimensional lawyers beyond my understanding.

And of course, “I shall endeavor to improve” was said with the boldiest /s I can muster.

The boldestest.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Seems to be pretty good to me.

[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

Yeah, as a native English speaker, if you ever figure it out, please inform us!

[–] sleepmode@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

It's ok. They don't either for the most part. It's mostly word salad.

[–] morgan_423@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

It's an interesting and challenging puzzle in itself... reading through their delusional perspective, and trying to intuit or guess what was actually happening in reality during their court appearances.

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago

These are invariably like listening to someone trying explain a dream they had

What a read.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This did not happen like this, if any of happened at all

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 36 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Actually, it probably did play out like this.

The 10.77 implies that the defendant may not be mentally competent for trial. Which is what anybody would probably assume after hearing them ramble on like that.

[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

Yep it sounds like this guy is going to be declared incompetent for trial, which means he spends the rest of his life in a psych ward until he gets declared competent.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Does no one on FB come along and tell these people they're full of shit or do they create their own echo chamber on the subject? I'm betting the later.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Not a soul.