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[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 7 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

You vs the penis sheath and tuft she tells you not to worry about

[–] Elechicken@lemmy.ca 4 points 15 hours ago

Maybe the Wood Bison is a grower and not a show-er. Not everyone walks around fully erect.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 17 hours ago

Well to be fair it pays to be more aerodynamic on the plains.

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Virgin woods bison vs chad plains bison

[–] orenj@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 17 hours ago

it is too late, I have depicted you as the woods bison and myself as the plains bison

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 day ago

Wood bison stole the researcher's girlfriend

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 5 points 1 day ago

Where testicles?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Contrary to its name, the wood bison is not, in fact, made of wood.

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

yeah but do you really know that or are you only quoting woke "scientists"?

/s

[–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 1 points 50 minutes ago

Scientists have been known to be materialist.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Find Wood Bison in wild

Manage to get close enough to pet it

Wood

MFW

😯

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

They're the same thing but totally differently.

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (4 children)

What about the swamp, island, and mountain bison?

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 3 points 17 hours ago

...hurloon minotaur...

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 day ago

Only one I’m interested in is the sky bison.

[–] Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm waiting for the wubrg bison

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 5 points 1 day ago

I’ll settle only for M. Bison

[–] call_me_xale@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

Best I can do is a Temur Tawnyback.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

what about Andrew Tate bison?

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

My chaps are large, thick, and pendulous too

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 4 points 1 day ago

Is that a duster in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?