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[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago
[–] AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world 55 points 13 hours ago (5 children)

A perfect origin story of a villain.

Jeremy then goes on a crime spree, but he was caught early on because he is a snail… with a left-coiled shell. The shell prints at the crime scenes helped narrow it down to him instantly.

[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 27 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

Jeremy and their other two potential partners. But these two have an alibi. Seems like they had a shell of a time (⁠⌐⁠■⁠-⁠■⁠)

[–] Sciaphobia@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Take all of your things and get out.

[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 5 points 7 hours ago

(⁠ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ⁠)⁠>⁠⌐⁠■⁠-⁠■ Even during the interview things were slowly getting out of hand again (⁠⌐⁠■⁠-⁠■⁠)

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 14 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

In shell
Drawing pictures
Of fence tops
With him on top
Lemon yellow sun
Eyestalks raised in a V
The dead lay in pools of pale blue below

Scientists tried to give attention
To the fact that his shell turned left
Snail Jeremy the Wicked
Ruled his world, but

Jeremy didn't get laid today
Jeremy didn't get laid today

Clearly I remember
Pickin' on the boy
Seemed a harmless little mollusc
Oh, but we unleashed a hedgehog
Gnashed his radula
Shot darts at mantles
How could I forget
He hit me with a surprise bump
My shell left hurtin'
Oh, tipped right over
Just like the day
Like the day I heard

Scientists tried to give affection
But the boy was something the others wouldn't mate
Snail Jeremy the Wicked
Ruled his world

Jeremy didn't get laid today
Jeremy didn't get laid today
Jeremy didn't get laid today

Try to forget this... (try to forget this)
Try to erase this... (try to erase this)
From the postdoc paper

Jeremy didn't get laid today
Jeremy didn't get laid today

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Perfection!

[–] illi@sh.itjust.works 8 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Perfect candidate for the immortal snail that would be out to get you.

With the decoy snail sidekick of course.

[–] merari42@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

Jeremy the incel in shell

[–] jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 9 hours ago

And thus was born the tragic song lyric, "Jeremy spoke in class today."

[–] sk1nnym1ke@piefed.social 9 points 12 hours ago

fuckyouinparticular

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 9 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I thought this was me_irl for a moment

[–] xylol@leminal.space 2 points 8 hours ago (2 children)
[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 4 points 6 hours ago

I was referring to everyone compatible with me mating with each other not me ..

BUT coincidentally I do.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 3 points 7 hours ago

Everything you own in the box to the left...

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[–] catty@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

This is one Jeremy who didn't hit it with a surprise left...

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Oh is Jerry short for Jerrothon? Jertholomew? Margaret?

Jeremiah? But either way, not Jeremy nor Jerry got fucked sadly :(

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 12 hours ago

Ooh, Jezzer! Oh, the drinking we could've done together afterwards!