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[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I've never cared about anything superman related because it is just the most boring premise of a character to me. what's the best way not get lumped in with idiots like this?

[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago (13 children)

If the premise of a superman story is "strong guy fight strong guy," then yeah, not very interesting. What I'd prefer to see is a story that explores what having superheroes around does to humanity. What happens when a kid copies Superman and jumps off a building, and doesn't get caught? What happens when police expect a superhero to do their job for them? At what point does Superman decide to step away because he thinks he's causing more harm than good?

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Go see the movie just to spite Dean Cain.

[–] Binturong@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

Who? The only things I recall about that show were real, and were spectacular.

[–] BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The argument that "I like immigrants, but don't let them change our culture" has been around for a long time. They'd say that about Italians, and now I can find a pizza place all over town. Seems like they can change it for the better to me.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Tomato's aren't native to Italy

[–] BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Correct. There was a back and forth movement of culture. Tomatoes were sent out, then they put them in pizza, then their immigrants came over with the pizzas. The world is a melting pot of cultures.

Edit: maybe "sent out" is too nice of a term though. The process is messy and complex. Ugly at times

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[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

What an ignorant bitch.

[–] match@pawb.social 17 points 2 days ago

nazis crying that their ubermensch is also a mensch

[–] MyBrainHurts@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't think everyone has to have read the original source material to enjoy something made from that material.

But if you're going to complain about it being faithful to the source material? Naw, that's in no way legit.

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 14 points 2 days ago (17 children)

Plus... Like, definitionally, Superman was not born on US soil or to American parents. He doesn't have birthright citizenship

He's a literal alien with a fake identity, at the very least he's an immigrant, in every canon

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[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago

Dean Cain is just Kevin Sorbo 2.0

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 days ago

Ah yes, Superman. The all American hero... Created by a Canadian.

[–] MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago

Worst Superman says what?

[–] Naich@lemmings.world 20 points 2 days ago
[–] RevolverSly@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Well, the migratory status isn't really been the issue with migrants, legal or not. Ethnicity in other hand...

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Superman punches Nazis. This isn't new.

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[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Did dean cain fall off a fucking horse and get brain damage?

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[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

We're still getting Dean Cain's opinion on things? Whoever wrote this article could have avoided all the torture by ignoring that Christofascist xenophobe like the rest of us.

[–] lordnikon@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

He couldn't be possibly have been created by Immigrants /s

Looks up Joe Shuster birth place... Toronto, Ontario, Canada with his mother being from Ukraine

Looks up Jerry Siegel parents were from Lithuania

Hell looking up their parents if superman couldn't be an Immigrant he would be a Soviet.

Also Dean Cain has always been a has been loser for a long time now.

[–] mostNONheinous@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Yeah well I’m calling Dean Cain a little bitch.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago

Wait 'til they find out that Joe Shuster was an immigrant too.

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