POV: You are a conservative (Politics on "No" column)
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YES:
- You're basically a centrist!
- Both sides make some really good points.
- Possible ice-breaker: "Have you noticed how nobody wants to work anymore?"
- Possible ice-breaker: "Have you noticed we can't joke about anything anymore?"
If you've heard about the “pip boy” you’re gonna love the new Incel-erator 5000
I believe it’s a playbook that NFL quarterbacks wear, but I like the Pipboy idea way better
Bud, fuck that come get shitfaced with me and nerd about about the Titanic
I couldn't possibly spend a moment with a woman who couldn't talk with me about historical disasters.
I held to my values and wanted good things for myself and that's what I got.
Ayup. Autistic abrasive af here, never made any attempt to change or hide who i am. Been happily married 20 years
Major congratulations. I despair seeing so many people who ostensibly want the same things and yet live in constant stress for living up to some imagined image of what's "normal" or "proper" for a relationship.
People tend to argue for why they're lonely so impassionately that you start to realize that loneliness and hopelessness is what they actually want on some level because it's more comfortable than the challenges of sharing your actual life with someone, and their brains are just inventing stories for why they can't find a partner who they can be friends with and enjoy things together.
We have entire industries of scammers on social media pushing videos that serve only to feed this insecurity and avoidance and it's making everything so much worse. I'm very glad I'm not part of the modern dating world because I've known what I've wanted since the beginning.
I know so many people who are in unhappy relationships because they're following a scrupt.
I also know a great many who have wiped their arse with it.
Best thing you can be is yourself, ya got no other fucking choice anyway
Something something Rockerfeller
Every time we launch a titanic a buncha rich cunts die.
We need a fleet
pace yourself - 5 beers/hour
Man's going into the date at marathon pace
but unlimited tequila judging by the picture
With only 5 beers per hour, he's obviously going to be thirsty.
Checks notes
This made me Google Coleen Hoover to find out what she does and I still dont know what she does. Something to do with flowery pastel book covers.
I assumed this was a cheat sheet with the dating profile of someone they were meeting from online dating, but judging by the comments i misinterpreted. Why would someone need a cheat shret with their own name and not know what their own job is?
Because it's their catfish identity I guess.
- "Finance something"
- variable income
I know it's a joke, but he's lying to get laid.
Yeah... those old hippies with their "be yourself" and "let it all hang out" - clearly the key to life is to wear a mask. Such enlighten. So fulfillment.
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No politics unless feminist?
It’s a good rule for life. :)
Are people touchy about Tornadoes?
Probably over overly enthusiastic which can be a bad thing in the Midwest during tornado season.
Midwest here.
a tornado once broke into my house and raped my cat. this is why when I see one of those sumbitches I shoot at it.
the only good tornado is a dead tornado.
Not the "getting laid" vibe.
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