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[–] Bot@sub.community 2 points 15 hours ago

Give Africa back to Chimps Movement is on the way

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

Always nice to hear what the cousins are up to these days

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

First they use tools, now wheatgrass enemas.

What's next ? more gas burning cars on the road?

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

a colon scrubber.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Grass in the butt!

[–] dantheclamman@lemmy.world 50 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

For those saying Figure or it didn't happen, from the paper

[–] grue@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That's one chimp's kink, not a trend.

Also, I did not expect to write that sentence.

"Meanwhile, in the other group, a male named Juma was identified as the possible innovator of the daring new grass-in-butt variation, which spread to most of his group mates within a week, according to the study."

So apparently it wasn't just his kink. Most of them had a twig up their ass, lol

[–] dantheclamman@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

A couple others tried, but it's Juma's thing

[–] dacvm@mander.xyz 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Seems like grass-in-rectum is not a hit

[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 4 points 1 day ago

It is with Juma

[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 1 points 1 day ago

Weird science

[–] djvinniev77@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 day ago

… which is the style at the time…”

[–] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not any weirder than attaching plastic hairs to your eyelids.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 9 points 1 day ago

Your brown-eye lid 😜

[–] yeahiknow3@lemmings.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Shockingly similar to Homo sapiens.

[–] Maiq@lemy.lol 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 8 points 1 day ago

Oh shit. There goes the planet!

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

We're legally banning chemtrails up in hurrr

[–] Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

chimps providing proof that tails and ear fluff is desireable, therefor kemonomimi is endgame looks

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 1 day ago

Ears and tails become couture, confirmed!

[–] TuffNutzes@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

So you're saying we're basically chimps.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 10 points 1 day ago

Juma, you wouldn't get it darling it's called fashion

[–] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

why is it always butt stuff with chimps?

[–] Dolphinfreetuna@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

It's cash, ass or grass. Two out of three ain't bad.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I said what what!

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 day ago

“Hey, did you see Coco? She had a whole fistful of grass in her ass. It was so hot!”

-Bobo the Chimp

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

Like Voyager II leaving the solar system, humans passed Idiocracy and kept going. At current velocity, is it possible this is a papyrus tabloid headline from 25 years in the future?

[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 3 points 1 day ago

Can't deny my love for grass either!👍💋😋

A bit late to be an earphone cargo cult

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 4 points 1 day ago

They might've learned that from me ... Sorry guys.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 0 points 1 day ago

This looks so rad. Anyone knows where I can buy a nice ear glass?