Dad Jokes

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submitted 1 week ago by Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Hij was een echte hordeur hoarder.

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[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm sorry, English speakers, this only works in Dutch.

But if you insist, a hordeur is a screen door. It's pronounced very similar to hoarder, which is used in Dutch as a loanword.

This was for the many non-Dutch speakers, y'all can return to your business.

De rest van deze commentaarsectie is hierbij eigendom verklaard van het Koninkrijk der Nederlanden.

[–] chris@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

De rest van deze commentaarsectie is hierbij eigendom verklaard van het Koninkrijk der Nederlanden.

Hoe durft ge !

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Sorry, we hebben het geannexeerd