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Well your comment makes me wonder is it the episode where Lisa gets the mumps and Homer buys her the teen magazines to read while she’s sick. I have some random quote coming to mind “hey, how many of these guys are called Corey?” “Hah, all of them”
Assume this scene is Lenny covering for Homer which involves sitting and donuts.
Eight are named Corey.
Correct for the B plot!
But what was that A plot? Lisa is home sick and...
Ohhhh - Homer buys Assassins!
“I’m sorry sir, warranty doesn’t include fire, theft or acts of dog.” It wasn’t til many years later that I realised how freakin genius that line was when I heard it again and had the context of ‘acts of god’ in Ts and Cs.
Santa’s Little Helper was terrible, he destroyed the Bouvier family quilt (amongst other things), and Bart was going to have to give him away unless he could learn to behave. But took him to training and he tried as hard as he could but they just didn’t make any progress. Right at the end of the episode Bart is teary and upset and opining about how his dog couldn’t even learn how to sit and we see from Santa’s little helper’s perspective Bart saying “blah blah blah blah blah SIT “ and he sits. It turns out he finally did learn some manners and he got to stay with his family.
You bought all those smoke alarms and we haven't had a single fire. Correct!!!
“This is how much love costs per month?”
It’s the one with homer sleep driving.
Excellent guess, Homer is doing something for Lisa but he isn't driving while sleeping.
Oh your right, he is getting girl magazines for Lisa
Lenny! Cover for me!
