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[โ€“] M137@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Submarine upskirt ๐Ÿ˜

[โ€“] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

you know, there was a time that i would have jerked off to something like this. and that time was a couple of seconds before i wrote this comment.

[โ€“] uservoid1@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Just on the fin/sail
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[โ€“] groolthedemon@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

First one: Makes my propulsion system look cute! Second one: DEPLOY PLAID CAMOUFLAGE!

[โ€“] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

Top one of course, subs swim on their bellies like snakes and fishes.

[โ€“] Sergio@slrpnk.net 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The top one doesn't even cover the propeller! NSFW tag please.

[โ€“] BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Not safe for warships: a lady on the surface but a freak under seas

[โ€“] cecilkorik@lemmy.ca 8 points 5 months ago

A submarine that can also operate in hovercraft mode? GENIUS!

A submarine in a mini skirt implies the existence of a dommarine clad in black vinyl/leather.

[โ€“] zout@fedia.io 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What's mini about the bottom one?

[โ€“] uservoid1@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Don't subshame it, it's a plus size mini

[โ€“] zout@fedia.io 7 points 5 months ago

There's that, but a miniskirt normally doesn't go all the way down to the feet. The bottom one hides the bottom half of the submarine, so it's not a miniskirt. In my opinion.