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Lol "used to". "I used to protect pedophile priests. I still do, but I used to too." -Pope Hedburg VII

[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Holy shit, this is a creative joke!

[–] peregrin5@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

would suck for whoever gets him

[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Sucks to be a native of Heard Island and McDonald Islands.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don’t think the vice president has that power.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We're in fascism times. He has that power if he and those around him thinks he does.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think they could twist the 25th amendment around to do it. And probably install him in Costa Rica or whatever.

Really they could just send him to Florida and tell him it’s a new country and he’s in charge and he’d probably be fine.

I suggested late in the campaign that we should Truman Show him and fly him onto the set.

I suspect that given the amount of money we're giving El Salvador, Trump or Vance will just say, "Yeah, it's part of the US now. We bought them. They even said thank you."

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

RIP No you shut up

How do they do it now?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Are we supposed to believe that Vance is somehow pulling the strings now? Is that the plan now?

[–] GojuRyu@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Nah, this is just a dig at the Catholic Church’s practice of moving priests to a new area when their child molestation becomes a problem for the church.