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[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 107 points 6 days ago

Damn, so all those people asking for my password were nice? :(

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 69 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 90 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Or black hat hacker confirming that a stolen credit card works without raising red flags

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Or hindering a possible investigation by implicating the kid that owns the account.

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 54 points 6 days ago

Heh, sounds like someone needed to quickly get rid of some dubious money:)) Congrats!

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 27 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Brothers, it is once again time to give away a massive yacht.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdi6E-qzS1c

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I'm not clicking on this link. I suspect a yacht is not the only thing that are never gonna be given there.

[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Mitchell & Webb. Sketch show.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Aren't they the baddies?

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 6 days ago

I actually bought Builder's Club for someone back in the day. They asked first. I was pretty clear on the risks, though.

Was that when I was 12, or something? I was always quite honest.

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

My youngest son has a story just like this, but he would have been a toddler without anything to play Roblox on in that time-frame.

Damn, I wish he liked anything like beetles or stamps or whatever, even half as much as he likes the most disappointing sorts of video games, and no, I don't mean trash games, I mean abandonware of the RFID/janky-peripherals variety. Oh, and fortnight/roblox.