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[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

"It fits the requirements stated in the contract"

[–] kubica@fedia.io 20 points 1 week ago

You wanted abstractions? Take your abstraction.

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 1 week ago

Unit tests pass.

[–] maxwells_daemon@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

If there's wind, it can signal to all roads at the same time. I call it efficiency.

[–] cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"стоп"

[–] UnknownSoul@programming.dev 1 points 5 days ago

"лигхт"

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

стоп

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 7 points 1 week ago

Graceful degradation in action.