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[–] frog@feddit.uk 52 points 3 days ago (2 children)

For those that don't get it:

Adding "a" to "dolphin" gives you "adophin". Now you break this down and you get.

"ad" "'ol" "fin". So an "ad for old fins". That's why the dolphin looks older and the fins are cropped out.

No need to thank me!

[–] Gowron_Howard@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So you’re saying it’s not dolphitler?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I was gonna go for Dolphewer (dolphin + fewer as fewer sounds like Führer)

[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

A lot of things can sound alike if you mispronounce them

[–] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Adolphin, eldest son of Dolphinar, would never sport a Hitler mustache. It’s not fashionable.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

would have been better as "a whale in water" vs "adolph in water"

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 points 2 days ago

I actually like it the way it is because i didn't notice the mustache right away so it took me a second to get it. It's very subtle. I like it.

[–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I won't say how long it took me to get this one.

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 days ago

If you hadn't said anything I never would have thought about it enough to figure it out, so thanks!

[–] joes@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

I thought this was loss

[–] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago

Meh! Call me a wet blanket but I've been on the internet since before 4chan, so I'm pretty familiar with the Nazi bar problem and I'm long past accepting "just jokes."

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Heil Flipper!

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

did nazi that coming

[–] TurboHarbinger@feddit.cl 2 points 2 days ago

I got it when I saw the mustache