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This is the most polite behaviour I’ve seen towards people blocking bike paths in Paris

I’d like to place my head next to a door jamb and have someone slam it closed repeatedly until the latch clicks

SMOOGGGGGG

I try not to advertise my dating strategy

Step out and sing as loudly as you can “every body and every where! Shit your pants and underwear! With a shake and a jiggle, wiggle that turd like a fiddle!”

What if they’re really good at sucking at video games

I bet you’d feel really foolish then

Plot twist: this was never a torture device, it’s just a story of the inventor going “go on, admit it, it feels good, don’t it?” that got blown way out of proportion

Why, this is some of @pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org quality artwork!

A meme so excellent, it must be shared, yet so niche, none would understand

He’s in us all

This cuckoo has also flown over my brain nest

it’s like, all arbitrary, dude