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[–] xkbx@startrek.website 59 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Plot twist: this was never a torture device, it’s just a story of the inventor going “go on, admit it, it feels good, don’t it?” that got blown way out of proportion

[–] Waterpumpee@lemmus.org 18 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Another torture was to force feed the guy with poop n piss until tummy is bloated. then jump on the stomach.

[–] gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwedentrunk

was sometimes used during the thirty years' war (1618 - 1648), so early modern age (again, sigh), not medieval age.

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 4 points 5 days ago

involves poop

Of course it's German.

[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Stop by the torture museum in Amsterdam if you really want to see what a clusterfuck of a species we are

[–] Gumus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago

AFAIK many of the torture devices are not historical but were created for amusement, such as these museums.

[–] modus@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Was it worse going in or coming out? Did they make them eat it again? Was there more than one recipient per fecal vessel?

This guy tortures.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

The important questions

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Wouldn’t you just vomit it up immediately?

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

Yes. Most “medieval torture history” stuff is just creative writing exercises that get handed down for generations.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 9 points 6 days ago

A lot of dark ages torture devices are basically that, though. Plenty have no evidence of actual use and have a high probability of just being literary creations (like someone finding a SAW DVD in 2000 years)

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 37 points 6 days ago
[–] frog@feddit.uk 24 points 6 days ago (4 children)
[–] VibeSurgeon@piefed.social 19 points 6 days ago
[–] tyranny@crazypeople.online 14 points 6 days ago (5 children)

amy doctors wanna chime in on this?

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago

Chiropractors are not doctors.

These circus acts cause arterial dissections and worse.

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 27 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Those people started doing it becaus a ghost told a guy that the magical energy flows through the spine and every illness happens because the spine is misaligned and needs to be straighten. You don't need a doctor to tell you the merit of all that

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

And you can re align your energy if I tap you at random spots with a magnet. For $120 a week, forever.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

(This person is not making this up. This is really, actually the foundation of chiropracty. Don’t go to or support chiropractors. They are not doctors.)

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

There are some ok ones that are just physical therapists that can order imaging. My mom was sent to one for her hip and he just gave her exercises to do.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Physical therapists have a medical degree. Chiropractors go to a 6 week scam cult training camp.

[–] Shayeta@feddit.org 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Calling yourself a Chiropractor gets you way more business than calling yourself a physical therapist - even if you are a physical therapist.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Maybe in the land of horse paste, but everywhere else physiotherapists are referred by doctors. No doctor would refer a chiropractor.

[–] Shayeta@feddit.org 1 points 3 days ago

You'd be surprised how many people don't know this and seek chiropractors directly instead of going to a doctor first.

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Not a doctor but there’s no way that’s good.

[–] kolmaskommentoija@sopuli.xyz 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Also not a doctor, but I remember reading, that those practices have paralyzed people - and I can believe that. Definitely not good.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 11 points 6 days ago

The neck stuff they do increases risk of stroke. The whole chiropractic practice isn't backed by medical research.

[–] fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 days ago

There's a good way of doing this and is by hand and applying uniform pressure to help people with contractures stretch.

None of that sudden intense pull where anything can go wrong.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What do army doctors have to do with it

[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (2 children)

He said Amy but she's out at the shops right now

[–] tyranny@crazypeople.online 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

try a different pronoun, buster

[–] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Tyranny is a woman?! Makes sense 😝

[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

To be fair there's nothing in their profile to suggest it and this is the Internet where gender is about as important as an ice cube in Antarctica

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 2 points 6 days ago

One of the rules of the internet is that there are no women on the internet.

[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] tyranny@crazypeople.online 1 points 6 days ago

that'll do for now

[–] Saber_is_dead@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

maybe they meant doctors named Amy?

[–] glasratz@feddit.org 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It may cause strokes, but current chiropractic-funded studies say otherwise.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Funny how that happens eh?

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago

"History books say the good guys always win. What are the chances?"

Norm

[–] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

The ones that get strokes don't do as many post-treatment surveys

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

The ring dinger!

[–] MrOtingocni@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

I'll take two

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 5 days ago

That felt great, fellas! I'll be back next week for another round.