Know how to spot the fake? No one, no one, makes themselves out to be the villain in the story. Been the bad guy a few times, not going to admit it to you fuckers.
this post was submitted on 28 Jul 2025
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Open the door, get on the floor, Ridley will never be in Smash 4.
What about Hicks or Bishop?
Fake: anon has sex
Gay: "cant even [...] straight"
OP what the hell is wrong with you
That's never a question you have to ask of a 4channer.
It is in 2010.
No this time it makes sense, why didn't OP use meme arrows
Seriously. This is the kind of thing that made 4chan great.
"If you can't say 'fuck,' then you can't say 'fuck the government.'" - Lenny Bruce
"If you can't say 'Keep punching her as hard as I can / Gets to a point where her face is a pool of blood' then you can't say 'Let's go after Scientology, what a bunch of dickheads'" - old 4chan
IDK what new 4chan is even doing.
various forms of explicitly engineered right wing political propaganda last I checked
Yeah, probably so. I am 100% serious when I say that I think 4chan getting behind Trump early on and making him the meme candidate had a huge amount to do with his eventual success.
They used Chaos Magick
Damn it has been a while
That was a long walk. 🦕
Eh, it only works if the lyrics are actually relevant to the story
wdym he opened the door
and got on the floor
everybody walk the dinosaur
This is 15 years old. It's not about "working", or making a pun.
It's about getting someone momentarily interested in a story, even vaguely invested, or just getting an engaging pace going before suddenly and violently transistioning into a recognizable non-sequiteur.
Extra points for getting a cheesy song stuck in people's heads.
Yeah it was a meme at the time
It’s a legitimate question but I’m not sure I want the answer.
Clearly anon is doing the beloved dance of yore.
"What will you have after 500 years" type of thing to do lmao