this post was submitted on 01 Aug 2025
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[–] moobythegoldensock 41 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is that JD Vance and his new couch?

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Awww, they must have created their own little loveseat.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I didn't sleep well due to indigestion and this did not help.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

👊 Late Night Indigestion Gang Gang!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

My go-to, for better or worse, is Tums washed down with cold milk.

[–] Ozymandias1688@feddit.org 28 points 2 months ago

That's got Ken Cheng vibes.

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is satire lmao he portmanteau'd the words "content" and "entrepreneur" into "contrepreneur"

[–] recycle_me_please@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago

so true bestie!

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 17 points 2 months ago

"content entrepreneur"?

It's pronounced "twat".

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Bro...

WHAT.

Please tell me this is satire

It is. Feel reassured?

[–] trigonated@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"Every post is a diaper"

And OOP's is full of shit

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 months ago

The only thing he definitely got right is that last bit about the new boss. The rest is too vague to call true, false, or even slightly useful.

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I've never gotten worked up over the insane posts on this /c but I literally want to fistfight that dude.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

still want to fistfight him.

probably 200% satire when the dickhead cut me off at my standing green light too.

[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Contrepeneur 😂

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Thanks for sharing, great insig

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The beginning is ugly. The remainder on its own would actually be funny if it's clear that it's not meant seriously.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

There's a strong scent of ThatHappened.jpg on the post.

Whether this is legit insane Influencer saying literally anything for attention or the random gibberish of a content farm is open for debate.

[–] GoddessGundy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I threw up in my mouth a little bit. I wanna punch this dude and dedicate my effort to his poor wife.

[–] Senseless@feddit.org 4 points 2 months ago

First I thought that might become a funny story. Then I thought there might be a lesson being told. In the end it just ended up being sad and disappointing.