What about those who explicitly believe we can’t know if there’s a god (s)?
That’s strong agnosticism.
moobythegoldensock
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… and why aren’t they showing up for work?
Lecture jokes are the worst. Especially if they put a cartoon on the slide, and then try to explain the slide.
“Ok, so this humorous cat, he’s saying he really hates Mondays. And today is Monday, I know we’d all rather be lounging like that cat. See his funny little face? And his whiskers… they’re all curled and… and the ears… But we’re here instead, thinking about orbital dynamics. And on that topic…”
Microsoft finally realizing that version numbers won’t get users to switch to 11, they actually have to give users what they want.
Meanwhile, XFCE lets me build as many panels as I want and configure them however I like.
Michelle Martinez told ABC 4 that she first heard about the game when her son mentioned it. According to her, he had accessed the game while at school.
Martinez said that she avoided asking her son further questions about Five Nights at Epstein’s because she had yet to have a discussion with him about the sex offender.
“I hadn’t had the conversation with him yet, or talked to him about situations like that yet,” she told the network. “It absolutely disgusts me and breaks my heart that our children are subject to this, especially in this day and age.”
“What did you do at school today, Bobby?”
“I played a funny game called Five Nights at Epstein’s. See the joke is that, as everyone including me is well aware, Epstein—“
“They let you do what? Well, say no more. Rather than have a conversation with you, I’m going straight to the press and am telling them that I, Michelle Martinez, am personally offended about this game I haven’t asked you a single question about.
“Don’t worry, Bobby! I won’t stop until all your friends, your friends’ parents, their neighbors, hairdressers, and strangers around the world all know that the son of Michelle Martinez got confused and couldn’t stop crying over a game they found at school.“
What a fantastic upgrade!
Didn’t he campaign on housing prices? His slimy running mate even spread a few lies about illegal immigrants buying up all the housing between couch thrusts.
“It was $2.99 when I picked it up.”
Watch a product for a minutes, clock the lowest it displays in that time, run in and grab it, “It was $2.99.”
Repeat for all 30 items in your cart just to annoy the store.
Terminator 2: Judgement Day
That’s John’s friend talking to the T-1000 near the start of the movie. He lies and then warns John a cop is looking for him.
Yep.
My buddy once went to a farmer’s market where they weren’t allowed to sell beer, but they were allowed to give it away. So he did the oldest trick in the book: scooped up a bunch of rocks in a box, put up a sign that said “Rocks $5,” and “Free beer with purchase of rock.”
NFTs are just the rock.
12 seconds? I struggle to finish in 12 minutes.
Damn IBS.
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Don’t threaten me with a good time.