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[–] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There we go, fixed that for you

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

You should put in the straight track so that when we loop back the trolley doesn’t flip

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Drifting is obviously the answer here. Also can we get Peter Thiel on the track too?

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

Don’t change the original picture because it might change the calculus lol

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Pull the switch after the front tires have already passed the section and get some sweet drift action.

[–] UsefulInfoPlz@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Dies the trolley have a reverse?

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I had an obsession with the trolley problem in college and I’ve never been more conflicted by a choice than this. I think I’d pick left.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 2 months ago

I've had an obsessive hatred for it, but this one I like

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 2 points 2 months ago

I firmly believe trump is just a senile buffoon without the others directing him so agreed.

[–] drath@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
[–] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

Why isn’t Thiel on those tracks? He is a puppet master.

[–] Wolf314159@startrek.website 1 points 2 months ago

Trump isn't long for this world unless we do something about the zealots supporting him, then we'll be dealing with his legacy EVEN LONGER after his passing. I mean we're going to be dealing with the consequences of his terms for generations anyway, but things can always get worse if we don't course correct as soon as possible. His supporters aren't just mindless drones that will disperse once he's gone, they are the workers making the magic happen for him. A demagogue without their minions isn't the same kind of threat.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Flip the lever once the front wheels have passes so the rear wheels go the other direction. Now both paths will die or we get one sick train crash.

[–] fraksken 1 points 2 months ago

Can it go backward?