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The naming scheme we followed, is based on the first letter of the car's brand—so for example, a Volvo gets a name starting with 'V', like Vincent.

Anyone else done/do this? If so, what was your car + name + naming scheme?

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[–] Usernameblankface@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Any name that seems to fit the character of the car. In hindsight, based on personifying the car's flaws.

One was a Saturn SL2 that had a leaky exhaust, sometimes hesitated to start, and the automatic transmission shifted aggressively. Oscar, because it seemed grouchy all the time.

Another was a manual transmission Volkswagen Passat 2.0 with a tiny turbo and some neat safety features that still worked, including automatically holding the brakes for a hill start to prevent rolling backward. Not particularly fast, but once it got going it just kept accelerating up through the gears, as if rising to a challenge. I named it Walter, it just seemed to fit.

My current car is a 2014 Ford Focus with the "bad" transmission. It needs to either go or stop, asking it to accelerate too slowly burns up the clutches in a hurry, thus the terrible reputation for the dual clutch automatic. The harder I accelerate, the better the gas milage, up until it starts spinning the tires.

Idk what to call this one.

[–] vinceman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is that with the Dual Clutch? If so, you could probably just get a new clutch if it's in good shape.

[–] Usernameblankface@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I did get a new clutch. It was a bad deal that turned out good.

Someone traded in the car with worn out clutches and 10k miles past the extended warranty. The clitches gave out on me only 2 days after I bought it, so the dealership replaced the clutches at no additional charge. I looked up how it should be driven, followed Ford's advice, and it's been driving great ever since

[–] recently_Coco@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago

The Prius (he/him)

[–] djostoevsky@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I don’t, but others do. Mine is 35 years old and has 1.3 millions kms. It’s a beautiful silver coupé - with 101 defects and constantly on the verge of collapse, but already been taking me places for over 10 years now. Sometimes even for 1K Kms/day. I’m the 8th owner. Somebody called it “Gattone” (Italian for “big cat”). I wanted to “recycle” those 2 Tons of iron that already ferried tons of people probably, and keep it on the road for ever. Friends love it, average girls here don’t :/ they just call it “il rottame” (“the wreck”)

[–] Evkob@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

I don't own a car, but my bicycle is named Aneth. It's French for "dill", pronounced the same as the name "Annette".

I like dill and "Aneth la bicyclette" rhymes.

[–] nfamwap@feddit.uk 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

In our house we have Cedric the Civic, Minnie the Mini, and Pedro the Polo.

[–] Atin@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Yes, usually after the first letter of the rego plate. My current car, a 2020 Veloster is called Siggy.

[–] rekabis@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

My wife named her first SUV - a dinky Equinox - “pebbles”, purely because it was a light stone grey.

Her next SUV - a more beefy 4Runner that can actually hold the Gunner dog crate comfortably - is “snowflake”, purely because it was a pristine snow white.

I think I’m seeing a pattern here with my wife.

[–] TheRedSpade@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I kinda wanna name my car, but nothing has inspired yet.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

frog car!!


it's the green one in the back

[–] WindyRebel@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Blue 2025 Subaru Forester = Beast

White 2015 Hyundai Sonata = Stormtrooper (also has a stormtrooper ornament hanging from the rear view mirror)

[–] theherk@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I had a murdered G37s named Stella. Was a fun time in life. Happy not to have a car at all now.

My first car was a white 2013 Honda Fit named Scott. He was previously owned by the proprietor of a defunct kickboxing gym in my area, and acted like it. That car had chops, and legs for days. Manual 5-speed, not the sport model but still had surprisingly good clearance and a shocking ability to climb up logging roads well further than most SUV’s dared or bothered to go. Loved that guy, but he sadly met his end late last year in an altercation with a Dodge Ram. A rather one-sided argument, and a total write off.

After that I fell into a situationship with Joe. Joe was/is a 2015 manual 6 speed Chevy Trax with a bad attitude, a lean to the right, misfiring cylinders, and a steering wheel that shakes at highway speeds. I don’t like Joe, and I strongly suspect Joe doesn’t like me, so I traded him in before he had a chance to fulfill his yearning to explore the ditch.

Nowadays I’m quite happily involved with Geoff - a 2019 Toyota Corolla hatchback. Again, not the sport model, but a 6-speed manual nonetheless and a truly fun ride, with significantly better acceleration that either of my previous two vehicles. We’ve agreed that how to spell his name is for him to know, and for me to speculate. Jeff is confident, self-assured, kind & forgiving, overall a balanced and well-adjusted partner - kind of hard to get used to, to be honest.

[–] Courantdair@jlai.lu 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I didn't name all of them, but here are the ones:

  • My small everyday car: Titine (see other comment about that)
  • My camper van: Léon (In french "Léon le fourgon")
  • My '78 spitfire: Rosie
[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

James. No particular reason.

My other cars never had names, but I love this one to pieces and it goes like the clappers.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

"car"

which inevitably becomes "piece of shit"

[–] Manticore@lemmy.nz 3 points 2 months ago

My ebike is Gusteau (Gusto), or Gus.

[–] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

My cousin had a 1988 Dodge minivan with plastic covered seats and no AC. She called it "Big Ralf"

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I just use the name they were given at the factory to avoid confusing them.

[–] ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

No real naming scheme, mostly just stupid names because they're funny, though a couple names have been roughly related to the car to which they belonged.

  • Pobjoy
  • Probably Jessie (yes, "probably" is part of the name)
  • Probably Jenny
  • My Boy Blue
  • Winona
  • Jules
[–] ptc075@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

Normally no. However, I do own a 1968 Chrysler station wagon that I've taken to calling "the Duchess of Rustess". No, it doesn't even rhyme, but it does makes me smile.

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 2 points 2 months ago

My first car was named Sora Aoi which means sky blue. Don’t mind that it’s also the name of a popular Japanese porn star.

I also had a white Kia Soul that looked like a stormtrooper helmet so I was trying to pick a good reference name, but couldn’t decide on one.

My subaru is called “Subarashii”, because it’s excellent.

[–] Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My first car, my lovely Mazda 2. It was tiny but perfect for me. My friends called it a jellybean and that stuck until Bean just started being used. I loved that Bean so much.

But I just got a new car and a friend of mine said it looks like a shoe. So now I have Shoe! Which I think is funny

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

when my first car dies I'm gonna be devastated. I love it so much >~<

[–] vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago

xev yoyo in lime green.

I call her tinkerbell

[–] jpreston2005@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

My cars are usually named after old women, because I subconsciously relate older women with comfort and kindness. Gertie, and Mathilde.

[–] Lebernashi@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

My 1992 Dodge Spirit with the 3L V6 was called "The Behemoth". It got it's name partially from the license plate starting with BEHE, and partially from the fact that car was a tank. It got me through a lot of driving through all kinds of weather conditions, including driving through over a metre of snow, through a raging blizzard. I would have kept driving that car for years if the brine solution the used on the road one winter didn't eat all the metal, plastic, and rubber, on the bottom of the car.

It was replaced by my 2015 Chrysler 200 3.6L V6 named Barbra (during the day), and Oracle (by night). Barbra//Oracle got their name from being much more modern and technologically integrated, and surprising people with it's capability.

I didn't have enough time with my first car to give it a name other than "the '95".

[–] OopsOverbombing@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I've named all but one of my cars.

Spunky - 1986 Mazda RX-7 (Untitled) - 1997 VW Jetta The Dirty Hooker - 2001 Ford Escort ZX2 Heidi - 1998 BMW M3 Yuki - 2004 Subaru Impreza Outback

I have Heidi and Yuki currently. 🤷‍♂️

[–] Dumbkid@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

97 v8 ford explorer, has over 300000 miles on it still runs great, replaced full exhaust and both manifolds that cracked, ac unit broke like a decade ago, frame is severely rusted but ive been spraying it with fluid film with a paint sprayer and that halted the rust also like a decade ago. Has a permanent coolant leak. Said I was gonna drive it till it died.

Even though it should've broken down it just keeps running

I call him Frank Gallagher

[–] reddwarf@feddit.nl 1 points 2 months ago

Volvo (V60CC) -> Swedish -> Viking

So it is called "Ragnar"

[–] Schwim@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

I name them based on their personalities.

59 beetle - Zippy 79 Bronco - bog 07 wrangler - Lt Dan

[–] antlion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago
[–] codapine@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

Back in the day a friend of mine had a blue shit box I don't even remember the make or model of now. Let's call it a vauxhall (Opel/Buick in the rest of the world) Cavalier with constant issues. It was close to Tardis Blue, and due to its problems and unreliable nature, and it being a different time where insensitive names were the norm, he called it the re-tardis. Not proud, but it is a memory.

I have had two Sonatas, despite being musically inclined I have never called them a musically inspired name. The first one was lied to me by the stealership (used inventory from trade in, off-brand) that it was a limited edition, an L.E; so we called her Ellie.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I have a brown Kangoo (a gift, 0 options), it's the Kangoo-mobile, Scoobidoobidouuu!

The kids think it's the ugluest crap but man can you fill it up with stuff!

[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

I had a Chevy Caliber named Ex.

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