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[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 46 points 2 years ago (1 children)

honesty I'd much rather people just be honest about not wanting to hang then be surrounded by flakes

[–] solivine@sopuli.xyz 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I've done this once or twice myself, and at the moment of accepting the invite I'm absolutely down to do it, but when it gets to the day itself sometimes it's way too hard or I didn't anticipate how it fits in with other events.

[–] agressivelyPassive@feddit.de 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And if you get older, you sometimes are simply too tired. A party on Friday sounds great on Monday, but on Friday at around 5 it starts to sound really really tiring and you'd really appreciate going to bed early.

Getting old sucks.

[–] solivine@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 years ago

For sure, I just give them the honest reason if I have to cancel.

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago (2 children)

"Sorry bro, I'm peeing out of my ass"

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Better than pooping out your penis.

[–] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This is technically possible, unfortunately. With an abnormal connection of tissue known as a colovesical fistula, it is possible.

[–] Nice_Melt_Pleb@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Thanks for THAT image, asshole.

[–] SnowdenHeroOfOurTime@unilem.org 1 points 2 years ago

Your search history must be ...let's just go with "interesting"

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 4 points 2 years ago

Truly one of the most urgent activities

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Sorry, I got..... jury duty?

[–] TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 20 points 2 years ago

I've got this very important dentist appointment.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 20 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I've been seeing this guy a lot. Don't really know who he is or what he represents.

Can someone fill me in?

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's a meme that's been everywhere lately. I don't know where this originated, but it's a promo shot from that old King of Queens show.

I never watched the show, but I guess it's old enough now to be a meme.

[–] scottywh@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

It was a pretty great show as far as sitcoms go.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago

That's Doug Heffernan. He's the unofficial "king" of Queens in NYC.

[–] ray@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

idk but somehow popular enough that the today show picked up on it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4P2A_eh0h58

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[–] Vexcil@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] cryostars@lemmyf.uk 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Jesus titty fucking christ

[–] feebl@feddit.nl 4 points 2 years ago

oh thats how onlyfans work....

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

I have to... wash hair...

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I was always just a maybe anyway.