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i dont actually go to bed at 10 am but this ritardo who made this meme, im worried about them lowk.. anyway you guys, tomorrow im FINALLY getting unbanned from reddit and hopefully that will be my fisrt and last ban!!! this site sucks so i probably wont be coming back but who knows. reddit also sucks but i am emotionally attachd to some subreddits so... ya know the feeling. alright folks, its 10 pm on a saturday and im drunk typing this. have fun everyone

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[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

this site sucks so i probably wont be coming back but who knows. reddit also sucks but i am emotionally attachd to some subreddits so…

its about porn, isn't it?

[–] goofystench@lemy.lol -2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

ERM... actually, i watch pron on twitter not reddit :3 i use reddit only for shits n gigglez

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

then what does suck about lemmy compared to reddit?

[–] goofystench@lemy.lol -3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

its just personal for me, the vibes, the poeple , i like reddit more.. but no offence to yall people im sure are awesome )_

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 3 points 4 months ago

well then, wish you all the best and lots of fun.

[–] FiremanEdsRevenge@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Imagine being excited to go back to that cesspool.

[–] goofystench@lemy.lol 6 points 4 months ago
[–] Penta@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

sanest reddit user

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

*patpat NEET-kun* do your best!

[–] goofystench@lemy.lol -3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

daww I can't help but give more headpats for cute anime girls. *patpatpat*

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Back in the day we called this "thanks.txt" and trolled the hell out of OP for good measure

[–] goofystench@lemy.lol -1 points 4 months ago

alllllright folks.. its midnght here so in about 17 hours this bitch is getting unbanned!!!!!!!!!!! wooooooo im so excited and happe i could cry happe tears if only i could cry smh

[–] goofystench@lemy.lol -2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

actually i did notice i dint doom scroll thru reddit after my breakfaast these 2 days bc i was like- whats the point.. but it didnt change anything, it didnt make me wanna go out and touch grass and socialize and shit.. i was just eeven more depressd... so yea motherfucker i am looking forward to tomorrow around 5 pm when i'll be able to continue being a useless waste of space fuck on reddit

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] goofystench@lemy.lol 0 points 4 months ago

NO U HAVE FUN >:)

[–] goofystench@lemy.lol -2 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] goofystench@lemy.lol -5 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 months ago

honestly I like your vibes. It's interesting seeing a newgen redditor in a place filled with old redditors who migrated. It's like if a teenager got teleported back to caveman times

[–] goofystench@lemy.lol -4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

i hope i dont wake up tomorrow

[–] goofystench@lemy.lol -2 points 4 months ago

BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP