PoRn In My GaRdEn!!! But think of the children!!
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There are many naked statues in that garden
I'm booking my plane ticket today
Exactly! Birth rates need to be stimulated
That pose looks good, but I find that the arms that are crushed always fall asleep first. Then you’re trying to move them without looking like you don’t want the intimacy
It's kinda fine if you position the arm below their neck so it's not crushed as much.
Yeah but then it itches. Or worse your face itches and because Of the position you can’t reach it with either hand.
Arms don’t fall asleep in Eden
Ha ha that’s awesome
I got a few scares after falling asleep with an arm over my head, not even crushed, just up. It probably pinches a nerve or something. When I'd wake up it's like my arm was a dead weight for a minute, I'd literally have to grab it with the other hand to reposition it.
I'm not a fan of forced religion into people. Should of just been Nicole and Brennan
Should HAVE*
I doubt you're dumb enough to not realise "should of" makes no sense. It's never "could/should/would of", that should be obvious without anyone telling you why. When you're speaking and it kinda sounds like "should of" you're saying "should've", the abbreviation of should and have. There's no reason to make yourself look so dumb that you can't comprehend basic grammar and spelling, it's all very easy.
Cool story man.... Should of read it but I didn't
Or Adam and Steve 🤷
Love those guys
I read the sign as "on loan from the Hells foundation" at first and thought "wow, someone's still really pissed about the whole fruit thing!"