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[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Cracker Barrel is on team TACO. I'm bigly surprised...

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

No one even mentions the historical reference to the term "cracker" in America.

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Corporate always chickens out

❄️❄️❄️ brr, it's cold in here.

[–] numbermess@fedia.io 3 points 1 month ago

Now this place sucks even more than it did before! God damn this whole thing is stupid.

[–] 01189998819991197253 1 points 1 month ago

That's a bummer. I liked the new logo a lot.

[–] numbermess@fedia.io -1 points 1 month ago

Now this place sucks even more than it did before! God damn this whole thing is stupid.

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