My dumbass thought it was a slipper at first.
this post was submitted on 31 Aug 2025
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Oh. Ohhhh
Also works for slippers.
I thought it was this:
Put your right foot in, take your right foot out. Put your right foot in, and you shake it all about. Do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around, that’s what it’s all about
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Huh? I just see a bunch of blue arrows on a blank yellowish square.
Its gotta be somewhere…
Step 1: inspect
Step 2: push hood up
Step 3: rotate clitoris counterclockwise 360 degrees
Step 4: spin clitoris around central axis left and right.
Congratulations! You spawned the Hydra in GTA:SA
Open the maintainance hatch, unscrew the old clitoris and swap it out for a new one.
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Up up down down left right left right B A B A
step 1: bop it
step 2: twist it
step 3: pull it
step 4: find a new partner
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my dumbass trying to figure out why you'd want to rotate your house slippers:
(this is why I'm single isn't it)
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The real cheat sheet:
Was doing this on an old girlfriend and she busted out laughing her ass off. WTF?! The guy before me gave her our secrets!
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All of this is useless if you don't exite her nuber one organ for sex, ger brain. You get muuuch more if you find what's the mood she like what is the scene she wants. This is an extra in comparison.
Look guys all I'm saying is useful to know how to get girls horny but better is ahow go get your girl horny.
You need to go to the hospital right now. You're having an aneurysm
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I spent way to much time thinking that was a pink slipper. The first two made sense but then I was lost.
Better yet, ask them what feels good, and establish communication of pleasure. Your partner, regardless of genitals, will have a better time, and so will you!
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I was once with a girl who wanted me to literally bite hers as hard as I could. 😵💫
The human jaw is easily able to bite through soft flesh, so I hope you didn't...
Yeah, no. I knew I could end up biting through if I actually bit it as hard as I could. When I said I eat pussy, I wasn't being literal. So there's at least 1 person I know for sure I have been with but didn't satisfy.
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What am I looking at?
Behold a man
Clitoris
Ok good, my brain was trying to convince me this was a sneaky Loss
I thought it was a way to fix a slipper...
I've been shopping for new warm slippers since it's going to get colder.
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Joycon drift.
But not too much. It can get overstimulated if you lift the hood and lick directly. When in doubt, you can hand her the reigns so she can find the sweet spot. For example, if you apply a wide and flat tongue and reduce movement, she can work her hips until she finds the angles she needs.
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She still does not like it.
Some women just don't enjoy receiving oral. Not when it is done wrong, not at all.
Also some men don't enjoy blowjobs.
Imagine a life in which 69 is just a number.
I imagine this in the style of the narrator at the beginning of a Twilight Zone episode.
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Took me a minute to figure out what this was. If I ever hook up with a man that has one, I'll put this info to good use.
I kind of made a dumb image in my head that isn't physically possible but the motion indicators in the image made me imagine a guy with his dong already in and he's somehow spinning while connected. It's funnier in my head, I promise.
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Explain
Clitoral stimulation
What's hilarious about this meme is that Konami delivered the code that unlock these secrets over 30 years ago. Up up, down down, left right, left right, B A B A, start.
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Why is she standing in front of a blank sheet of paper?
When I saw the first two steps, I initially thought it was a guide for opening pills. I was like, "I wonder what hey will do with the powder inside... hold on, this isn't a pill".
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