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I have all kinds of fun things to do, just come and see. We can play dress-up.
A few days later....
It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.
Open door. Spritz you with honey and throw a handful of glitter to mark you. Then tell you to: "Get lost, no strangers at this party."
If I've been marked, I'm no longer a stranger. Thank you for including me.
I’ll whip you up a pizza. Got dough and sauce in the fridge. What toppings would you like?
You can play a puzzle game. Lets call it break n enter cause I'm not opening the door.
I'm speedrunning Dragons Lair on the NES and I'll let you watch but otherwise I'm mostly going to ignore your existence.
Ahh excellent, lots to go out in the garden today and my wife hurt her foot so she can’t help. We’ll get you started by moving these stone pavers. After you finish, it’s time to start filling in some new garden beds with soil.
I just woke up so i hope you have your phone and preferred method of using Lemmy
We can play put the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again!
an escape room! incredible
You can either join me in sitting around a small fire and discussing rc stuff, star trek, guns, and how functionally unregulated capitalism is destroying the planet, or you can keep moving.
I hope you'll join me, I'm making breakfast. Eggs, potatoes, bacon, biscuits, and pancakes if you're okay with some mildly overcooked spots.
I'm dragging you into some obscure retro arcade kusoge. Waku Waku 7, Twinkle Star Sprites, Soldam, Land Maker, Gyakuten Puzzle Bancho.
Beer on the deck and we can throw the Frisbee for my dogs.
You can pet the cats who aren't hiding and then we can play some foosball and Goldeneye 64 in the basement
Mario Tennis on the N64. Sorry though, we'll need to play the clay court, as my HDMI adapter for the VGA washes all the colours and makes the ball hard to see on grass.