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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

So will these drones be paid for by a gun sales tax or will they just cut more social services?

[–] marius@feddit.org 9 points 1 month ago

Let me guess. They also use AI?

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I'm sure this will solve the problem. And, no chance at all it will be abused, somehow.

/s

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

it's like the Onion. it's really like the Onion. some of these you go, "hah ! could be the onion !" but this one, it really ought to be the Onion

[–] quitethekiwi@lemmy.nz 6 points 1 month ago

I was always terrified of Robocop when I was a kid. What a strange world we live in..

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

LOL they’re using the DJI Video system on those drones. The antennas are DJI.

And that is the absolute worst thing they could have used. DJIs wall penetration sucks ass and since schools are typically built sturdier than regular houses, they’ll have 2 rooms of nice image that turn into a blocky Minecraft mess right after. They should have gone with a high power analog system since that would give the best wall penetration.

Also, they only recently allowed BVLOS flights in the USA - might be for these things only.

To add to that: those drones can be hacked, but only if you press the WiFi button on the drone itself, since it deactivates that when powered on normally; or if you connect it via USB. Also, if they control it via remote - the DJI remote is worse than ELRS. A 868 ELRS module would be better penetration wise but worse for latency. You can’t hack ELRS remotely, since they are secured via passphrase. If your passphrase is "I don’t like where this is going", you need to install that on the drone and the controller. Any drone with that phrase can be controlled with any controller using that phrase.

Also, the drone in the picture is likely a 3“ cinewhoop. Those are made for lift, not for speed. But even then, the maximum weight of one of those would be 1200 grams. Looking at the pictures, 600 grams could be the battery and about 200 the drone, that leaves 400 grams for deadly things.

[–] mhague@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Honestly there are aspects about this that I like. In the vein of bomb defusal robots being obviously good. But with, you know, current politics and our chronic issues, it just feels sinister.

[–] Kennystillalive@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago

Lol wasn't that like a I did a thing video?

[–] Goodmorningsunshine@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I guess good since cops would rather all the children be shot than face a threat.

[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Hacks drone, oops. Let's stick with metal detectors and guards

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Gonna be some ED-209 moments.

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