brb trying this with lactaid
this post was submitted on 02 Sep 2025
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They already make lactase drops and powder you can add to your food. I personally just think it's easier to take a couple pills before I eat pizza instead of having a bunch of chalk dust sprinkled on it.
I need to figure out how to mix in lactase drops into a dense dessert like a blizzard, because mixing the entire contents of the cup makes it soft faster.
I remember I was twenty-five and ate a medium pepperoni pizza at like 10 pm at night. I woke up around 1 am with the worst feeling in my chest. It was a horrible burning that would not go away and kept me up all night.
Yes, I discovered I had heart burn. Never had it up until this point and I have had it ever since. FUN!
Weird. Kind of the opposite for me. Had it constantly as a kid, like once since hitting thirty-and that was a while ago
americans have ant acid ??? wtf !!!!?!?!!11
We are grinder brothers
as an alumnus of the nuclear taco club, either i burned out those nerves or i'm extraordinarily lucky. i'ma go eat a habanero
Habanero is easier than the original post.
I was so confused, trying to figure out why anyone would want to grind up Smarties on their pizza.
Weird, this is what smarties are to me: 
me too. I've never seen smarties referred to as anything but the chocolate.
That means you probably have snowy winters and call the op's smarties "rockets"
This is where famotidine shines. One itsy-bitsy pill right before or right after I eat something that tends to give me heartburn and I'm all good for the night.
My biggest issue is I have a heat-tooth, but my internal anatomy feels otherwise. And there's no common over the counter pill that I'm aware of that's useful for appeasing a small intestine that wants me dead.
What's a heat tooth?
They like spicy food. Like a sweet tooth.
Yeah, ranitidine and famotidine were both very good to me back when I got heartburn often, and I'll still hit them up once in a while. There's even ones that have mint coating, so any indigestion later at least has an air of freshness.
Tropical fruit flavor! That's a pharmacist's pineapple pizza.
Yea ok that's enough Lemmy for me today.
Those will give ya kidney stones. Omeprozol or pepsid AC 30 mins before is much better
Pfft, you'll take way more than that measly slice before I need the fruit-flavored chalk.
Just drizzle on some pepto. The real pink sauce.
why would you add candy to pizza? are they stupid?
It's Tums.
I know what brand of candy it is
Tums isn't candy, its a flavored antacid made of chalk
It's yummy and has a nice texture, therefore it's candy
eating tums and coughdrops straight up🤤🤤🤤🤤
How to poison your spouse without them noticing
people get heartburn from one slice of regular-ass pizza?