What is the charge?! Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?
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What is the charge?! ~~Eating~~ Boofing a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?
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Sir, sir! mastication before masterbation.
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Literally 1984
First they came for the spring rolls...
Then I came for the spring rolls
Actually, they first came for anal beads, chess scandal :3
You’re saying I should make anal beads from spring rolls?
Way ahead of you.
And I stayed silent because I wasn't a spring roll
Why? Why shouldn't I put a spring roll up me bum?
the ring isn't flared at the base that's why
Funniest meme of the day.
Because it offends everyone else at the Chinese buffet.
You need spring rolls with flared bases for that.
Nah, it's fine. It's digestible so you'll just pass it out the other end if you lose hold of it.
My spring rolls, my choice.
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me.
Lest I checked, this was a free country
Patients are warning doctors to mind their own business
Good to know, I was sitting on the fence about this. Funny enough, the doctor said I shouldn't be boofing fenceposts either, but I'll wait until there's a consensus on that, I think.
I mean... I'm trying to be snarky, but I'm finding it hard to argue that it's bad advice.
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DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO SCIENCE MAN.
The only thing you should put in your anus is your elbow.
No, wait, that's ears.
The only thing you should put in your anus is your ear.
No, no, that's still not right.
The only think you should put in your anus is something with a flared base.*
*If you're worrying about whether your boyfriend's penis has a flared base and you can't find a tape measure, recall that most penises are not readily detachable, and most boyfriends have hips wider than their penis, so you're in the clear.
If you're worried that this advice doesn't apply simply because you don't have a boyfriend, there's an app for that.
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What about egg rolls?
That's okay
Frozen? Or no?
Well how else are men supposed to get pregnant? Gotta have an egg to get fertilized.
With a pic of the perfect girth of spring rolls lmao
(Also 69th comment 🤙)
I can do whatever I want >:(
Health and safety gone mad
AI or Stupid humans?
Sellouts.
MAHA says veggies are important.
About 10 years ago, I went out at the beginning of the summer to buy a few fresh pool noodles, and couldn't find them anywhere. It was that way all summer.
The next summer, they were everywhere, but now they all had a tag or sticker attached, saying "Do not insert in rectum."
So there were no pool noodles for an entire summer, because some guy saw one, and couldn't resist the compulsion to stick it up his ass.
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I'm a bit upset people would do that with such good food.
How about don't put anything in your anus unless it was specifically designed to go there
Where's the fun in that?
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Can I put anal beads during chess tournament?
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