this post was submitted on 03 Jul 2023
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[–] ChildEater@iusearchlinux.fyi 52 points 2 years ago

I'm sorting by new so you're technically on the front page for me.....

[–] Bushwhack@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

At least you’ll be able to shit on it. That other guy hasn’t pooped in over 3 days.

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[–] Bushwhack@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Better yet… have that guy who hasn’t pooped in 3 days shit on it when he’s back. That’ll really be a winner.

[–] two_wheel2@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I honestly wonder if that's the first instance of lemmy lore

[–] Bushwhack@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I just want our first Lemmy AMA to be that person. I’d mod for that community so hard.

[–] two_wheel2@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

**Ask them anything apart from why they aren't pooping for 3 days

[–] Bushwhack@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

That would be amazing. Ask non- poop relayed questions

[–] Rexios@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Does anyone have a link to that post about they guy who didn’t poop for 3 days?

[–] instamat@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

INFO What are you going to shit on? The actual post in the picture? A print of the picture? Your phone?

[–] SeedyOne@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 years ago

On my front page, it's showtime!

I just came here from my front-page. When is this going down?

[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 years ago

Everything is on the front page if you scroll far enough

[–] PM_ME_STEAM_KEYS@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You better have a nice hearty dinner right before.

I'll be having beef bourgingon with egg noodles

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 12 points 2 years ago

On my front page. Time to pay up.

[–] Supervivens@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You’re currently #2 on hot so…. Have fun

[–] megane_kun@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

Screenshot of Lemmy's all feed, with the featured post

It seems it has already made it to All (TopDay).

[–] crazyminner@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago

Find that specific post and shit on it, or print out the image and shit on it?

[–] AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Guy_Fieris_Hair@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Shit on post

[–] JesusTheCarpenter@feddit.uk 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well, I found this on All with Top Today sorting. So I am asking where is the poo?!

[–] JCpac@lemmy.pt 2 points 2 years ago

He's right! We demand poo proof!

[–] guywithadeathwish@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Straight up the best post I've seen today

[–] czarrie@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Are you shitting on the picture or the post itself? How do you plan to get up there? If you're standing on it, how can you be sure it will land on the post and on the ground?

So many questions.

[–] DarkSpectrum@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

A real lemming would use the post to wipe afterwards

[–] Nerd02@forum.basedcount.com 6 points 2 years ago

I'm here from all, sorting by hot. Please, proceed to shit.

Also this kinds of bets don't really work on Lemmy unless you linit yourself to local, which is a lame thing to do.

[–] Embargo@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago
[–] MoltenBoron@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago
[–] jawbrakelong@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Pitter patter, get atter.

[–] sarcasticsunrise@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Alright pal time to put your shit money where your mouth is

[–] Omgarm@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It's a shutterstock image. How do you plan to find that particular post?

[–] CreeperODeath@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Geoguesser be wild

[–] hughperman@mander.xyz 3 points 2 years ago

OP said shit on the image of a post, no?

[–] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

On the post itself in real life, or on the picture of the post, digitally?

[–] Chriszz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I’m here from all so…

[–] UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago

Are you going to wait three days?

[–] Yoz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago
[–] Impressive_Towel2@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Solid post 1/1

[–] Impressive_Towel2@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Solid post have my upvote

[–] JesusTheCarpenter@feddit.uk 3 points 2 years ago

With the 3 day poop challenge and this I am glad to see the birth of Fecalverse!

[–] SumWon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

It's on my front page. Best get to it, then.

[–] Bobsyouruncle@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Time to shit

[–] henfredemars@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Do you know where this post is when it's time to pay up?

[–] Nytelock@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Can I print it out or should I do it on the monitor?

[–] AstroKevin@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Nope, the actual post in the image. It's in Montana, so good luck!

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